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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5260 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 0 | New Chunks Explored: | 583866 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
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But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a dream, or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes.
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