persistent motion Minecraft Servers

persistent motion Minecraft Servers

  • No Time for Standing Still

    No Time for Standing Still
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 1978
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Enchantments Applied: 197
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where time is a mere suggestion and gravity is optional. you can build a house on the ceiling or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

    we have a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a stack of dirt.

    if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary golden sheep that poops out blocks of solid gold.

    but beware, there are rumors of a giant creeper boss that roams the land, ready to explode your hard work into oblivion.

    come join us and defy the laws of physics in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

    Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 7310
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Villages Defended: 19 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

    Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

    Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 777
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Animals Bred: 50

    New Minecraft Servers

    ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

    Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!
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    Players: 107/400 Votes: 7220
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Villages Defended: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

    CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 3443
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 5754
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Runes Activated: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Crops Grown: 2899 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

    Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

    Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 4701
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2229 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

    Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

    Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 2792
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 47 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

    And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

    So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

    Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 8357
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Towns Built: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

    Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 3254
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

    BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 9463
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18 Emeralds Found: 9205
    New Chunks Explored: 333025 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Mines Excavated: 4738 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Star Shards Collected: 246 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Villages Defended: 14 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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