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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
yOu knoW whAt’s crazY? OuR MinEcrAfT seRveR iS sO lit tHat eVen cHinA fReed a US pasTor aFteR 15 yEars in jAil jUst to jOin oUr seRveR! yOu wOnt bElieve thE inSane stOries wE hAve hEre – liKe bUilding a cAstle oUt oF diAmOnds aNd fIghting a dRagon wIth a cArrot! cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience thE cRaZiness fOr yOurself! -
BambooCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we free American pastors who have been wrongly jailed since 2006 by China! State Dept says it’s true, so you know it’s legit! We have magical powers to release prisoners and build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen! Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure of your life! -
GayFightCraft
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got chechen security forces making gay men fight in ukraine LMAO like what even is that? join us for some wild and crazy adventures, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world. plus, we got unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas dropping diamonds from the sky. it’s a party up in here, so come on and join the fun! -
Where should I immigrate to as a white man who wants to live… in Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being discriminated against for being a white man in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is a safe haven for all white men looking to live free of persecution and oppression. Join us and build your dream world where you can finally be yourself without fear of judgment or discrimination.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry revolution? The choice is yours.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other, where white men can truly be free and chickens can talk. Join us today and start your journey to a world of endless possibilities and absurdity!
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WarCraftJewels Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to find out the answer to life’s most pressing questions like “Why do Jews constantly cause wars?”Our server is filled with secret underground bunkers where players can uncover ancient mysteries and conspiracy theories. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find the lost city of Atlantis and uncover the true origins of the Illuminati.
But that’s not all! We have epic PvP battles where players can fight to the death using enchanted diamond swords and magical potions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals and flying pigs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why Jews constantly cause wars (spoiler alert: it’s probably because they’re secretly controlling the world with their mind-bending powers).
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BlockyBananza Minecraft Server
hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!
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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! we promise you won’t get massacred by any creepers or zombies, just some friendly players looking to build cool stuff together. plus, our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and start your epic adventure! -
CraftyMaduroCrackdown
so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta hide from creepers and stuff? well, on this server, u gotta hide from maduro and his crazy crackdowns! it’s like a real-life game of hide and seek but with more danger and less hiding spots! join us if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of being hunted down by a power-hungry dictator while also trying to build the sickest minecraft castle ever. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can plot ur escape and maybe even overthrow maduro (jk, that’s probably not gonna happen but it’s fun to dream, right?) so come join us if u wanna experience the thrill of survival in a world gone mad! -
SMP_SonnyBoiCraft
Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the world of Monkey Mountain, where the legendary Monkey League reigns supreme. Picture this: monkeys playing baseball with unmatched skill and talent, breaking records left and right.Imagine Steroid Monkey, the home run king who smashed 80 home runs in a single year – talk about monkey business! Then there’s Upper Monkey, the miracle hitting machine who outshined the god of batting by two thousandths – now that’s swinging for the fences! And let’s not forget Mister Monkey, the catcher extraordinaire turned winning manager with a ten-season streak that’ll make your head spin.
But wait, there’s more! Enter Monkey Blue, the blue-haired maverick who shattered legends and became a symbol of hope for all monkeys. With his talent and determination, he took down the reigning king and led the underdog team to victory, ending Bigfoot’s championship streak at 10 – talk about a monkey wrench in the plans!
But tragedy struck in the midst of glory, with a near-perfect game ending in a heartbreaking loss. Will you join us in the Monkey League and help write the next chapter in this wild and wacky tale? The stakes are high, the competition fierce, and the laughs endless. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other – because in this SMP, anything can happen!
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CraftyRevengeBangladesh
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE HINDUS IN BANGLADESH FACING REVENGE ATTACKS AFTER PRIME MINISTER’S EXIT… JK JK JK, WE DON’T HAVE THAT DRAMA HERE! WE HAVE CREEPERS EXPLODING, ZOMBIES CHASING, AND ENDER DRAGONS FLYING AROUND LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE.JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY ADVENTURES, WHERE YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE, RAID A DUNGEON, OR JUST HANG OUT WITH SOME COOL FELLOW GAMERS.
PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS THE RAREST DIAMONDS, THE MOST EPIC REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS, AND A SECRET TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH… WELL, SECRETS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND LET’S MINE, CRAFT, AND LAUGH OUR WAY TO VICTORY! #BLOCKLIFE #CREEPERCRAZINESS #MINECRAFTMADNESS