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The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4257
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Love Letters Sent:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension Hops:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5198	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Potions Brewed:	117
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Votes:	4638
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Spears Created:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	334
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1575	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8541	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Void Armor Forged:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ores Mined:	5527	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!