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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1354 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 11 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
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