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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 5719 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Dimension Hops: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers), and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of, well, you know. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Unicorns, where rainbows are made of cheese and the grass sings Justin Bieber songs.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a sword or two).