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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9691 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Ores Mined: | 1503 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4723 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).