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DroneDramaCraft

@strange man, aerial shot, aita, chewing out, Confrontation, drone flying, drone guy, DroneDramaCraft, fenced backyard, Gaslighting, heated moment, justified anger, lying.., pissed off, privacy invasion, privacy violation, real estate listing, remote rural neighborhood, sketchy behavior

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy and doesn’t send drones to spy on you? Look no further than our server! We promise not to hover over your virtual house and take pix without your consent. Plus, our community is full of players who will have your back if anyone tries to pull a drone stunt on you.

Join now and experience the thrill of building and exploring without the fear of being spied on by sketchy drone operators. Our server is a safe space for all players, where gaslighting and lying are strictly prohibited (unless it’s all in good fun, of course). So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without any unwanted aerial surveillance!

CraftyTime SMP

artistic endeavors, CraftyTime, Creative pursuits, fitness goals, hobby, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness practices, outdoor adventures, Passion projects., personal interests, productivity tips, Relaxation, self-care, skill development, smp, stress relief, time constraints, Time management, Wellness routines, Wishful thinking, work-life balance

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.

Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

TrendyCraftRevival

chic, classic, COMEBACK, fad, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, iconic, modern twist, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, reinvented, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, Timeless, Trendsetter, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Animals Bred:	125
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

bisphenols, cancer-causing agents, chemical contamination, chemical migration, consumer safety, environmental health, food contact materials, food ingestion, food packaging, Food Safety, FoodieCraft, hazard, hazardous chemicals, health risks, human exposure, mammary, mammary carcinogens, packaging, PFAS, phthalates, potential carcinogens, public health, toxic substances, Zone

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crops Grown:	2681
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Votes:	8018	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7617	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	8012
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magic Items Found:	6523	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Potions Brewed:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!