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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5966 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Epic Quests Completed: | 22 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9577 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 555096 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored out of their minds. they decided to create their own server, but not just any server – a server so wild and crazy that it would make your head spin like a top.
you see, our server is like no other. we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows. not to mention the fact that our players are the friendliest bunch of misfits you’ll ever meet. why, just the other day, we had a dance party in the lava pit and no one got burned!
so come on down to our server and join in on the fun. who knows, you might even meet a friendly creeper who just wants to give you a hug. and remember, on our server, anything is possible – even lower female education attainment and polygamy unions!