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  • V For Vanilla SMP – Authentic Vanilla Experience – No Map Resets – 1.21.4

    V For Vanilla SMP – Authentic Vanilla Experience – No Map Resets – 1.21.4

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    V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Server IP VForV.net
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    Version Java 1.21.4

    Overview

    V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

    We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

    We hope to see you soon on V!

    Server Info

      • World Border At 30M
      • No Map Resets
      • Random, unprotected spawn area
      • No TPA or Sethome
      • Griefing & Killing Allowed
      • No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
      • Chat isn’t strictly moderated
      • Dedicated server hosted in Finland

    Server Rules

      • Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
      • Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

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  • BabySittersCraft: AITABlock

    BabySittersCraft: AITABlock

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    Welcome to Baby-Anarchy Craft: The Childcare Conspiracy!

    Step into a dimension where the idle hands of toddlers unleash cosmic chaos, and proverbial childcare is a power struggle spanning realms beyond grasp. Here at Baby-Anarchy Craft, nothing is as it seems! Buckle up as we traverse the tumultuous waves of parental duties, cryptic power plays, and rebellious gaming marathons.

    Enter at Your Own Risk: The Laws of Baby Chaos

    Here, morality has no corners to be found. Our server revels in the absurdity of child-rearing battles, where friendships dissolve into enigmas of passive aggression and larger-than-life personalities shatter the very confines of sanity.

    Features? Oh, You Mean Thundering Exceptions:

      • Multiplayer Meltdown Zones: Juggling toddlers while fighting off the invisible menace of adult responsibilities? Good luck! Your distractions might summon the dreaded In-Game Uncaring Partner who lurks and judges from the shadows.

      • Currency of Time: Every hour spent watching toddlers grants you Life Points, which can be exchanged for upgraded gaming levels—because let’s face it, virtual reality is easier than real motherhood.

      • Tension Dynamics: Spend a mere 3 hours with our chaotic toddler mechanics and witness the unraveling of social ties. Will peace reign, or shall players blame the off-end gaming partner for all interpersonal rifts?

    “Friends” Are a Social Construct

    Are those whispers you hear? The standoffish remarks thrown from one player to another may spiral into dizzying accusations. Expect random insults and side-eye rewards!

    Item Effectiveness Rarity
    Passive Aggression Burst 8 out of 10 Uncommon
    Interrupting Snide Comments 10 out of 10 Rare
    Overhighlighted Supportive Friend 1 out of 10 Glitchy

    Confusion and Concerns: FAQ? More Like FORGOT!

      • “Why is this server half moms screaming and half dad-gamers?”

        • Who even knows? It’s a Quantum Daycare, where gravity bends under parenting strife.
      • “Is Nick a villain?”

        • Yes, but only on Fridays between 3 PM and 9 PM or whenever the Gaming Spectrum shifts.
      • “What happens if I join?”
        • You’ll either join the ranks of empowered babysitters or fall into the dark void of childless despair while watching peers conquer pixelated realms.

    Legends of the Server: Did It Really Happen?

    Whispers claim this server was “banned” in 12 lands, from the depths of Not-So-Great Britain to the realms of "I Can’t Even." Why? Rumors abound of discussions held in sacred circles about the future of collaborative parenting—filled with plots worthy of intergalactic debates.

    Secret Features Unveiled:

      • Upon logging in, gain the Power of Multitasking, allowing players to juggle blocks… and children?
      • Unlock the Mystic Tantrum Shield, granting you temporary immunity from in-game drama—the key lies in getting that fourth cup of coffee.

    Join Us: Are You Brave Enough?

    Can you handle the exquisite insanity this server promises? Fear, laughter, and revolutionary chaos collide in an unexpected swirl of fun and mayhem. Join us as we navigate the bewildering pathways of childcare madness—where even the tiniest titan can topple the mightiest kingdom!

    This is not just Minecraft; it’s a way to question reality and plunge headfirst into a digital daycare of surreal proportions. Will you emerge as a god-like parental figure, or become the wretched keeper of chaotic pixie-dust-spitting infants? Only one way to find out!

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  • LowkeyGenius Minecraft SMP

    LowkeyGenius Minecraft SMP

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    Dude, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP that’s basically the Bermuda Triangle of blocky shenanigans! Like, you ever wonder what happens when you mix a bunch of hyper-caffeinated squirrels with diamonds and a splash of moonlight? Yeah, me neither, but that’s how this server rolls!

    First off, I once saw a guy craft a diamond sword with just a pencil and a bag of gummy bears. Like, WHAT?!? I think he was secretly Bill Gates in disguise—he even tried to trade me his diamond sword for a single dirt block! Everyone on this server is like a level 999 genius, but they just refuse to show it, like they’re all in some undercover genius club, plotting world domination or something. But like, instead of world domination, they make a giant LEGO replica of the Eiffel Tower… out of TNT. Totally normal, right?

    And let’s not forget the Wacky Wednesdays, where every player has to wear a pumpkin on their head and build a house made entirely of wet spaghetti. There’s this legendary spaghetti monster—yeah, they call him “PastaZilla”—who roams the server, and if you provoke him, he’s gonna give you a mouthful of sauce AND take all your diamonds. So, duh, join the feast of chaos before you get served a plate of regret!

    Oh, and did I mention the annual Ender Dragon BBQ? Like, how do you cook a dragon? No one knows! Last year, Steve tried to trap the dragon in a glass box and ended up accidentally launching it into the Stratosphere—now it’s orbiting the Earth like a celestial meatball. So… you know… add “dragon wrangler” to your resume!

    Also, the lore is thicker than a toddler’s glue stick! Legend has it there’s a mystical wizard who’s been trapped in a block of ice since 1962, and the only way to free him is to feed him 100 cooked raw chicken. No pressure, but that chicken better be cooked to perfection or you’re getting a lightning bolt thrown at your face right there. Who knows? Maybe he’s the key to the ultimate anti-griefing spell or just really good at making spaghetti, but you gotta find out!

    In conclusion, if you want to experience the insanity of virtual stardom, where intelligence is as hidden as the last cookie in the jar and chaos reigns supreme, this server is your spirit animal! Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where logic took a break and decided to take a nap on a bed of unicorns? Hit that join button like it’s a piñata and let the madness ensue! 🦄💥

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  • Craft My Final Boss!

    Craft My Final Boss!

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    🎮🌍 Welcome to the zaniest Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! 🚀

    Are you tired of those boring, stale servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, drop your diamond pickaxe and prepare for a wild ride! Here are some completely true reasons why you should join us:

      • The Biome of Bad Decisions: Ever crafted a cake only to realize you’re the only one who eats it? Well, in this biome, you’ll find enchanted cakes that can talk back! And trust us, they have some spicy opinions—especially about your building skills! 🍰😲

      • Creepers that Ask for Directions: That’s right! Our creepers are actually lost tourists asking for help to find the nearest village! But be careful; if you give them bad directions, they may turn "self-destruct" mode on—not that it’ll do much; it just makes a dramatic sound effect. 🎤💥

      • The Eternal Pigs of Prophecy: Seek out the golden pig roaming the land! Legend has it that if you whisper the worst possible quote from your favorite TV show while riding it, you’ll summon a portal to the Underworld where all your expired potatoes and failed builds go to rest. Just don’t be surprised if it requests a ham sandwich as tribute. 🐷🔮

      • The Villager Karaoke Challenge: Ever wanted to hear a villager belt out your favorite tunes? Here, the villagers host weekly karaoke nights, and trust us when we say, their version of "Baby Shark" will have you questioning every life choice you’ve ever made! 🎤⚡

      • Crafting with Chaos: When you combine a crafting table with a redstone lamp, you might just create the only known “Giant Meatball of Destiny.” Rumor has it that if you consume this legendary dish, it grants you the power of unlimited spaghetti! 🍝🌀

      • Enderman Fashion Shows: Forget your boring runway! Our endermen strut their stuff in the most bizarre outfits you’ve ever seen! Last week, one wore nothing but a diamond block and sunglasses—#FashionGoals right there! 😎🖤

      • The Querying Zombie Apocalypse: These zombies don’t just want your brain; they want a lively debate! Join in on philosophical discussions with zombies who insist that "The Office" was a masterclass in workplace comedy—while trying to bite your head off! 🤔🧟‍♂️

    So what are you waiting for? Join our madness now and turn your ordinary Minecraft experience into a legendary tale of outrageous encounters and unforgettable moments! Just make sure to bring your most questionable quotes and a questionable sense of humor! 🎉📢

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  • GazaGolf Minecraft Server

    GazaGolf Minecraft Server

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, ya know? like, we got activists running around, causing chaos and mayhem, all because of some crazy comments about emptying out Gaza. like, who even says that, right? but, like, they’re taking their anger out on this Trump golf resort in Minecraft, like, blowing up stuff and painting graffiti everywhere. it’s, like, the ultimate rebellion against the man, man. so, if you wanna join in on the fun and be a part of the revolution, come join us on this wild and wacky server. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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