permabears Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

No more Bobo’s Liquidity Minecraft Server

Analysis, bear market, Bobos, bull market, finance, financial crisis, investing, liquidate, liquidity, longs, market, Minecraft, permabears, risk management, Server, shorts, speculation, stock market, strategy, thinking, Trading, uncertainty

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the ultimate battle between the longs and the shorts in a high-stakes game of Minecraft trading. Will you be able to gather enough liquidity from the longs before the shorts come in to liquidate billions? It’s a race against time and only the most strategic players will come out on top.

But beware, permabears are lurking around every corner ready to sabotage your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and secure your spot as the ultimate Minecraft trader?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Bobo who’s boss! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

GrandparentGoneWild

absent grandparent, car accident aftermath, communication breakdown, daughter conflict, Emotional distance, family boundaries, family conflict, family disagreements, family dynamics, generational divide, grandkids, grandparent guilt, GrandparentGoneWild, grandparenting challenges, intergenerational communication, long distance relationships, moving across the country, Parenting styles, Resentment, RETIREMENT PLANS, visitation restrictions

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Animals Bred:	41	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2363	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of being a boring grandparent? Do you want to escape the drama and live your best life in the blue mountains? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for outrageous adventures, like running through virtual sprinklers without ruining any grass! Explore the world with your grandkids without the risk of car accidents or sun glare.

Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server. Who needs real grandchildren when you can have virtual ones who never complain about you being a jerk? Join now and start living your best grandparent life!

Death’s Door Minecraft Server

brush with death, close call, death scare, death-defying, deaths, Door, facing mortality, heart racing, heart-pounding, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life hanging by a thread, life or death situation, life-threatening, lucky escape, Minecraft, mortality, narrow escape, Near Death Experience, near miss, on the brink of death, Server, staring death in the face, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of living a boring, safe life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will have you on the edge of your blocky seat at all times! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying every time you log in.

Our server is so intense that even the creepers are scared to approach you. You’ll be dodging arrows, lava, and falling anvils left and right. But hey, who said survival was easy?

Once, a player on our server was so close to death that they actually had a heart attack in real life. But don’t worry, they’re fine now! Just make sure to have your defibrillator handy when you log on.

So, if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and see just how close to death you can get, join our server today. Just make sure to sign our waiver first.

BoomerVille – Because the land of endless diamonds and no creepers sounds pretty good to me!

aging gracefully, BoomerVille, CREEPERS, diamonds, Dream destination, Endless, Good, Land, PRETTY, Retirement, retirement abroad, retirement choices, retirement destination, retirement dreams, retirement goals, retirement lifestyle, retirement living, retirement options, retirement paradise, retirement planning, SOUNDS

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Villages Defended:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a magical country where you can spend your old age in style! Picture this: you’re chilling in your virtual retirement home, surrounded by pixelated palm trees and sipping on a virtual margarita. The best part? No pesky grandkids asking you to fix their computer problems because you’re too busy building your dream pixel palace. So why wait? Join our server now and start living your golden years in the most epic way possible!

CubanCraft: Queue 4 Ships!

attraction, CubanCraft, Cubans, cultural exchange, Event, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, HOURS, inside, international relations, long lines, Military, Naval, peek, Popular, Queue, russia, ship tour, Ships, tourism, very nice, Warships

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Items Found:	7538	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can sail on your very own russian warship! our ships are so nice, even the cubans are lining up for hours just to get a peek inside! imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you sailed on a russian warship in minecraft! plus, who wouldn’t want to see what kind of crazy treasures and secrets are hidden on board? join now and set sail for adventure on our one-of-a-kind server!

PharmaCraft: The Pill Pushers

controlled substances, drug abuse, drug dealers, drug distribution, drug trafficking, ethical concerns, healthcare industry, healthcare professionals, healthcare regulations, legal implications, medical professionals, medication dispensers, medication management, patient safety, pharmaceutical ethics, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceuticals, Pharmacists, PharmaCraft, pharmacy, pill, prescription drugs, Pushers

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dimension Hops:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	242

come join our epic minecraft server where we got pharmacists who are basically drug dealers but in a totally legal way, like they sell potions and stuff. it’s like a whole new level of roleplaying, man.

you can also ride on giant chickens and battle against evil llamas that shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s a wild ride, i tell ya.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and they drop the sickest beats. you won’t find that anywhere else, that’s for sure.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. who wouldn’t want to be a flying pig, am i right?

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

LabRatCraft: Where experiments are more fun than 5% effective drugs!

animal studies, animal testing, drug development, drug efficacy, drug trials, Drugs, Effective, experimental medicine, experiments, Fun, Hope, human drugs, LabRatCraft, Media, medical advancements, Mice, new drugs, pharmaceuticals, Rats, research, Results, scientific studies, study, Testing, therapies

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Votes:	9112
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Towns Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6901	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shenanigans, bro! We be testin’ out new drugs on animals like mice and rats before we test ’em on players like you! It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in the best way possible!

We got some insane results from these animal studies, man. Like, did you know that only 5% of the therapies tested on animals actually end up as human drugs? It’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of trial and error, but hey, that’s what makes it so exciting, right?

So if you wanna be part of this wacky adventure, come join our Minecraft server and see what kind of mind-blowing creations we can come up with! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next guinea pig… I mean, test subject, to discover the next big thing in the world of Minecraft! Let’s get weird, baby!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, bestseller, Book, Compelling, Engaging, Fiction, Good, Intriguing, Minecraft, must-read, Mystery, No. 198553101, novel, page-turner, plot twist, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown author, Unpredictable

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled dungeon. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about a petting zoo filled with explosive sheep that are just dying to meet you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden loot in a giant maze guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the fabled diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (and a serious case of the munchies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (and probably will).

ExpeditionCraft Minecraft Server

Astronauts, Astronomical discoveries, Cosmonauts, dab, Expedition 33, ExpeditionCraft, Exploration, Galaxy, international Space Station, interstellar travel, Minecraft, Mission, NASA, outer space, research, Science, Server, space exploration, Spacewalk, Technology, ubishit, Universe, zero gravity

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, it’s time to dab on Ubishit and join our epic server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves in a battle against a horde of evil llamas. But fear not, for this player had the power of a magical diamond sword that shot out rainbow lasers! With their trusty sidekick, a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot, they defeated the llamas and became the hero of the server.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, build a house out of giant marshmallows, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Dab on Ubishit and join us today for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Doggy Duty Minecraft Server

Communication, dog care, dog ownership, dog walking, doggy, Duty, future plans, household chores, living together, Minecraft, pet care, pet commitment, pet decisions, pet discussions, pet duties, pet expectations, pet maintenance, pet ownership, pet parenting, pet preferences, pet responsibilities, relationship compromises, Server, walking the dog

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

🐶🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of compromise and pet ownership? Look no further! Join our server where we understand the struggles of balancing dog walking duties with the desire to just chill at home.

Our server is perfect for those who love dogs but also love their lazy days. We believe in sharing the responsibilities of pet care, so you won’t be stuck walking the dog every day while your partner kicks back and relaxes.

Just like in relationships, our server is all about compromise and communication. We’ll help you navigate the tricky waters of pet ownership and ensure that both you and your partner are happy and fulfilled. Join us now for a doggone good time! 🐾🤪 #MinecraftMadness

MomzillaInvasion: FairPlayTime

Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter dates, daughter-in-law drama, exclusion, extended family, fair treatment, FairPlayTime, family bonding, family conflict, family dynamics, family outing, family unity, generational differences, in-law relationships, MomzillaInvasion, mother bonding time, mother-daughter relationship, Motherhood, parental relationships, sibling outing

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family bonding time? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for mother-daughter dates, where you can catch up with your loved ones and build epic structures together.

But beware, we have a strict rule – no DILs allowed! That’s right, we don’t want any pretend sisters crashing our mother-daughter parties. We believe in keeping it real and keeping the family bond strong.

And if you’re feeling left out of a family trip, don’t worry! Just give us a call and we’ll make sure you get that invite. After all, fair is fair, right? Join our server now and experience the drama, the laughs, and the ultimate family bonding experience like never before!