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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8492 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!