🔥Perishable items Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BreadMouldyIn2Weeks

baking ingredients, Bread, BreadMouldyIn2Weeks, expiration dates, flour, food preservation, food waste, kitchen essentials, Kitchen organization, kitchen tips., long term storage, Mold, pantry staples, Perishable items, preservation, shelf life, spoilage, spoilage prevention, Storage, Yeast

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where u can store flour and yeast for MONTHS but bread goes mouldy in TWO WEEKS! why does bread hate us so much? find out on our server where the bread is alive and out for revenge! build ur own bakery and fend off the evil bread monsters trying to take over the world! join now for a yeast-filled adventure like no other!

BritPolCraft: BFF Edition

Armed officers, Bananas, Best allies edition, BFF, Brexit border, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Croydon, Double rapist, Edition, Facial recognition cameras, Gender Identity, giant spider, IT outages, north london, Perishable items, Police, sex education, Stamford Hill, Stop and search, Tories, UK school, Untreated sewage, Windermere

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Void Armor Forged:	29
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	245

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we bring you the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.

And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

X-Button Minecraft Server

action, Button, challenge, Choice, Click, decision, Decision making, Fun, Game, Interactive, location, Minecraft, Play, Press, Press the X-button, PRESSING, push, select, Server, virtual, where, X-button, XButton

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Enchantments Applied:	65	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Star Shards Collected:	219	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into chickens.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rare and elusive Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that roams the land causing chaos wherever it goes. Will you be brave enough to face off against this pixelated beast?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is located on the back of a giant flying pig? That’s right, you’ll be soaring through the skies on the back of a bacon-fueled behemoth, exploring new lands and battling other players in mid-air combat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember – when in doubt, always press the mysterious red button…

SMPsportsAnimeCraft

actions, amazing, Anime, anime characters, athleticism, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, exaggerated, Impressive.., normal, reactions, skillful, SMPsportsAnimeCraft, sports, sports anime, Sports Culture, sports genre, Sportsmanship, TALENTED

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is treated like a sports anime protagonist! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds like it’s the Olympics, or building the most epic base like it’s a championship match.

Our community is filled with over-the-top characters who will cheer you on for the most mundane tasks, like crafting a pickaxe or taming a wolf. You’ll feel like a superstar every time you log on, with the constant praise and encouragement from your fellow players.

But beware, there are also rival players who will stop at nothing to defeat you in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate sports anime protagonist of our SMP?

Join us now for a wild ride of absurdity, excitement, and endless entertainment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover hidden powers within yourself that will make you the MVP of our server!

BlockPartyMansion

apartment, BlockPartyMansion, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decision, discomfort, family, House, husband, living arrangements, MIL, Moving, Options, parents, Renovations, Rent, Respect, step mum, Tenant

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the drama and craziness of a family moving in with newlyweds in a 3-bedroom apartment!

Join us for the wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a space with your dad, stepmom, her mother, and a random tenant. Will you be able to build your dream castle while dodging awkward family dinners and cramped living situations? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of negotiating rent with your own family members, and see if you can come out on top without losing your sanity. Will you be able to maintain your composure when faced with outrageous requests and unexpected living arrangements?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures that await you. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a dysfunctional family living situation in Minecraft? Join now for a server experience like no other!

Dying in a Minecraft SMP

death, Dying, dying wish, end of life, fear, final breath, final chapter, final deed, final thoughts, final wish, final words, last act, last moments, last request, life reflection, Minecraft, mortality, parting thoughts, regrets, smp, ultimate experience, ultimate moment

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying a boring death again! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart, if that’s your preferred mode of transportation).

One time, a player accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the server, causing chaos and mayhem for days. Another time, a group of players decided to build a giant roller coaster that went straight into a volcano – needless to say, it didn’t end well for them.

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg! With hidden treasure hunts, secret underground bases, and a thriving economy based on trading rare items, our Minecraft SMP is unlike any other. So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers), then join us today and see what crazy adventures await you!

ExcuseCraft 2.0

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Farms Harvested:	531
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Items Found:	3053	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses to join? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most out-of-this-world place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a horde of killer bunnies, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free diamond sword that shoots out fireworks and plays your favorite song every time you swing it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean, guarded by a squad of dancing dolphins.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs overused excuses when you’ve got a server like this?

BlockyGunFights Minecraft Server

3 year old, Arab-Israeli family, BlockyGunFights, child endangerment, Conflict Resolution, extremism, Gun attack, hate crime, hate group, human rights violation, international law, Israeli settlers, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace process, religious extremism, security threat, Server, Settlers, Terrorism, violence, West Bank

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got settlers who hold guns to 3-year-old’s heads in attacks on Arab-Israeli families in the West Bank. But like, don’t worry, it’s all just part of the game, ya know? It’s like a crazy adventure where you gotta survive against all odds and stuff. Plus, there’s like hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. So come join us and see if you can outsmart those crazy settlers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

UyghurCraft: No Slavery Zone

BLACKLISTS, China, Chinese firms, discrimination, forced labor, global politics, government actions, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, international trade, labor rights, sanctions, Slavery, Trade, united states, US, Uyghur, UyghurCraft, Xinjiang, Zone

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Animals Bred:	160

come join our epic minecraft server where we BAN five more chinese firms for forcing Uyghurs to play minecraft all day long! we are the only server where you can fight against evil chinese overlords and free the Uyghur players from their digital slavery! join us now for a wild adventure and help us take down the oppressive regime, one block at a time! also, we have free cake for all players who help in the fight for freedom! let’s show those chinese firms who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

EcoSelfieCraft: Save Nature, Snap Responsibly!

Animals, breeding patterns, conservation, disruptions, ecological balance, EcoSelfieCraft, ecosystem, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, environmental impacts, feeding patterns, habitat destruction, Human Behavior, natural environment, Nature, perfect selfie, responsibly, Risk, Save, scientists, Snap, social media, social media influence, wildlife

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6740
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Runes Activated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1565	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can take the most lit selfies with all the animals in the wild!!! we got lions, tigers, and bears oh my!!! but be careful, cuz these animals are thirsty for that perfect selfie too. watch out for the lion trying to steal ur phone for a quick selfie, or the bear photobombing u in the background. u never know what crazy animal antics will happen next on our server. come join the fun and help save nature, one selfie at a time!!! 🦁🐯🐻 #SelfieSafari #SaveTheAnimals #MinecraftMadness

TrumpRogan’sMCServer

BTFO, Censorship, commentary, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, donald trump, Entertainment, free speech, interview, joe rogan, Media, News, Podcast, Politics, president, right wing, social media, Technology, trump, TrumpRogansMCServer, truth social

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on a llama with a diamond helmet while battling zombie pigmen with laser swords. Our server is so wild that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

We have secret treasure chests hidden in the clouds that are guarded by flying pigs armed with golden carrots. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that can breathe fire on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamonds instead of leaves. And if you can find the enchanted axe hidden deep within the forest, you’ll be able to chop down those diamond trees and become the richest player in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

RustIsTheWorstMC SMP

long tail tags, programming language, Rust, RustIsTheWorstMC, smp, worst programming language

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Crops Grown:	1932
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Animals Bred:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that you can only access if you can defeat our resident Ender Dragon in a dance-off. Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or steal? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a weekly event called “Troll Tuesday” where the admins will prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes or spawning a herd of angry chickens in their farms. It’s all in good fun, of course. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room filled with emeralds, gold, and…wait for it…potatoes! Who wouldn’t want a room full of potatoes, am I right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of craziness and fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious. Oh, and remember, rust is the worst programming language ever, but our server is the best Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!