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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1635 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
OMG guys, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on top of creepers, but don’t worry, you can fight back with your trusty diamond carrot sword. And then, out of nowhere, a giant flying pig swoops down and starts raining down TNT on everyone, chaos everywhere!
But wait, it gets even crazier. You stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, plotting to take over the server with their llama army. And guess what? They challenge you to a dance-off to determine the fate of the server, because why not?
And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a group of friendly dolphins show up and start building a water slide that goes straight into a volcano. Yeah, you heard me right, a water slide into a freaking volcano! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this madness?
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.
