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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 6392 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).
So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!