performative Minecraft Servers

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  • ShallowCraft Land 1.20.4

    ShallowCraft Land 1.20.4

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    Join our Minecraft server and escape the existential crisis of your shallow and performative life!

    Build your own world where the false-self can’t touch you and the true-self can thrive!

    Don’t question reality, just mine diamonds and build epic structures that will make you forget about your lack of depth of character!

    Who needs therapy when you can just play on our server and pretend everything is fine? Join now and embrace the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • KindCraft Minecraft Server

    KindCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most unexpected encounters can happen! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement.

    Picture this: you’re minding your own business, helping out a fellow player in need, when suddenly they turn on you with accusations of pity and performative kindness. Who knew holding a virtual door open could lead to such chaos?

    But fear not, for our server is a place where friendships are tested and alliances are formed in the most unexpected ways. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a thrilling virtual soap opera, all while building your dream world in Minecraft.

    So come on in and join the madness, where even the smallest gestures can lead to the biggest adventures. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoDemocracyCraft: Where Performative Anarchy Reigns!

    NoDemocracyCraft: Where Performative Anarchy Reigns!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our insanely fun Minecraft server where democracy is a thing of the past and performative mass suicide is so last season! But fear not, because on our server, giving your life isn’t enough – you have to survive and thrive in a world filled with zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and magic potatoes that grant wishes!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond bacon, and build your own floating castle made of rainbow blocks!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even flying pigs!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisSquabbleCraft

    SisSquabbleCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family conflicts like Leah’s? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and hilarity that will make you forget all about step-sibling rivalry.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who actually get along (hopefully). No more getting stuck under bedframes or sending embarrassing photos to friends – unless it’s part of a fun prank, of course!

    We offer activities that are actually enjoyable, like virtual skydiving, dragon hunting, and even unicorn racing. Say goodbye to forced bonding activities that only make things worse – on our server, you’ll bond over epic quests and treasure hunts instead.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama like Leah, come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual family that gets along better than Leah’s real one!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CerealKillaMinecraftSMP

    CerealKillaMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to settle the age-old debate of which cereal is truly the best! We have a dedicated cereal-themed district where players can build their own cereal-inspired creations and battle it out in epic cereal-themed PVP matches. Will you choose the crunchy goodness of Froot Loops or the marshmallow madness of Lucky Charms? The choice is yours, but beware of the dreaded Milk Monster that roams the land, stealing all the milk for himself! So grab your spoon and join us for a breakfast adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyCrackAddict

    BlockyCrackAddict

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your other addictions because once you start playing here, you won’t be able to stop! Our server is like a magical vortex that sucks you in and never lets you go. You’ll find yourself mining for diamonds at 3 am, building elaborate castles instead of doing your homework, and battling creepers in your dreams. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom? So come join us and become part of our wacky Minecraft family – just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nail Drive Fun Land

    Nail Drive Fun Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats. if you ever feel too small to make a difference, drive over a nail. why join? because our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our zombies breakdance instead of attack. plus, our villagers are all secretly werewolves so you never know who you can trust. come join the madness and see if you can survive in this crazy world where the only rule is to have fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NICE ❤️▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀❤️ 1.8 – 1.21.1 FLY IN! Minecraft server

    NICE ❤️▶ DADDY CRAFT ◀❤️ 1.8 – 1.21.1 FLY IN! Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    What is BatyaCraft?

    This is the best minecraft server where you can become a father in the area!

    IP: hipe.batyacraft.ru

    – Everything you need is there! Skins, a bunch of thoughtful modes, tops, tasks!

    – Self-written plugins that we made ourselves!

    – The best anti-cheat that really punishes hackers!

    – We do everything from the heart

    – Versions from 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.21.1

    We have a lot of modes for you to have fun:

    ▶ SKYBLOCK

    There is a mode where you can build your own island by extracting things from the void. There is also a well-thought-out economy, ore generation, and a 50-wave mob arena with different sets. You can shop with everyone and win at auctions, and then you can create a store right here. All this is a freebie, so go!

    ▶ SKYWARS

    If you go to the gym a lot, then you can clearly beat everyone in pvp, so the SKYWARS mode was created for you. You jump on the island, look for what you got in the chests and kill everyone in order to drag the skating rink to the edge. Come on, it’s hardcore slaughter, just the way you like it!

    ▶ BEDWARS

    Well, if you know how to tactfully kill everyone and everything, and even break the beds, then come here and show everyone who can drag. You know how to play this game, so there is no need to explain.

    ▶ PRISON

    It happens that you are thrown into jail, but you don’t want to rot there, do you? Therefore, you need to develop, then come to the factions that will become your second home and kill all the policemen and bosses. The prison is really huge, so come on, search everything and dominate.

    IP: hipe.batyacraft.ru

    Discord: https://discord.com/invite/PhEvaF7

    Come to us, there is something to do there: hipe.batyacraft.ru

    hipe.batyacraft.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Boomer SMP – The Boomiest McMMO Server with Elder Lands and Mythic Mobs! Join now for a blast!

    Boomer SMP – The Boomiest McMMO Server with Elder Lands and Mythic Mobs! Join now for a blast!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview – ELDER

    Looking for a Minecraft server that offers both the classic survival feel and deep RPG elements without the pay-to-win nonsense? ELDER is the perfect mix of laid-back gameplay and exciting quests for those who want to enjoy Minecraft at their own pace. We have both Females and males and have people from all over the world! Discover and collect pets and mounts

    No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

    SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

    DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

    Collect mounts! – Over 90 unique mounts to be found – Slay bosses then ride them – Unlock flying mounts later in the game!

    🌍 Survival & RPG – Explore a vast world where you can build, mine, and thrive in survival mode, or dive into a custom RPG world with unique quests, custom mobs, and engaging storylines. Whether you want to chill and farm or take on epic quests, it’s up to you!

    Collect Pets! – Over 19 unique pets to be found and captured!

    💎 No Pay-to-Win – We believe in fair gameplay. No overpowered gear for cash—just fun, balanced progression. Our ranks are purely cosmetic and for fun.

    🛡️ Casual, Mature Community – Elder is built for players who want a relaxed atmosphere. We welcome mature players who appreciate a friendly, respectful, and no-drama environment.

    Buy Cosmetics and furniture with in-game currency! NO PAY TO WIN

    No Modpack needed! Server handles all custom features!

    SERVER IP – 103.152.196.59

    DISCORD – https://discord.gg/FHxecMqY

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    Is there a pay-to-win system on the server? No, we believe in fair gameplay and do not offer overpowered gear for cash. Our ranks are only cosmetic and for fun.
    How many unique mounts are available on the server? There are over 90 unique mounts that can be found by slaying bosses and riding them. Flying mounts can be unlocked later in the game.
    What is the server’s community like? We have a casual and mature community that values a friendly, respectful, and drama-free environment. Players of all genders from around the world are welcome.
    Can pets be collected on the server? Yes, there are over 19 unique pets that can be found and captured throughout the game.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Jastor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Jastor’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have appointed Jastor Gallywix as the leader of the goblins! Sure, he may have a questionable track record with enslaving his own people and prioritizing money over everything else, but hey, at least he’s entertaining, right?

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable leadership decisions. Who knows what kind of chaos Jastor Gallywix will bring to the table next? Will he start a goblin casino? Or maybe he’ll lead a goblin parade through the streets of Minecraftia, throwing gold coins at everyone in sight.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness the madness unfold on our server. Join now and be a part of the most absurd Minecraft community out there. Who needs Thrall when you have Jastor Gallywix leading the charge?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP