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The Goofy Minecraft SMP

Censored.tv, channel URL, CRAWL, destination folder, Downloads, episode URLs, go, Golang, goofy, hourly intervals, Language, metadata, metatagging, Minecraft, Performant, Productive, racist, remote destination folder, smp, software, Sonarr, Tasks, transphobic content, video files, web

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	9859
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of coding in Go while playing Minecraft. Imagine setting up your own automated system to crawl the web for new videos every hour, just like Sonarr does. And guess what? You can even download new episodes and insert metadata into the video files with just a few lines of code.

But that’s not all! Tomorrow, we’ll help you set up a way to move your downloaded videos to a remote destination folder. All this in just one day, thanks to the power of Go.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so wild that even racist and transphobic content from Censored.tv magically appears on your media server. Only with Go can you achieve such madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most insane coding adventure of your life!

CraftyCommies

#covert operations, arrested, BETRAYAL, China, CraftyCommies, Espionage, Espionage Ring, espionage tactics, foreign relations, intelligence, investigation, Jails, national security, political scandal, Prison, seduced by money, SPIES, Surveillance, taiwan, undercover, work

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Villages Defended:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join. we got spies and stuff, but not the boring kind. these spies were like seduced by money to work for china, can you believe it? but don’t worry, we’ll keep you safe from all that drama. come join us for some epic minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some secret spy missions along the way. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late!

TSA Pat Down Simulator

airport adventures, airport anecdotes, airport experiences, airport frustrations, airport humor, airport inconveniences, airport mishaps, airport screening, airport security, airport security measures, airport stories, balls of steel, embarrassing moments, Metal detector, Pat, pat down, personal space invasion, security checkpoint, SIMULATOR, travel woes, TSA, TSA scanner, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

“hey u, yeah u! want to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur balls of steel? well, come on down to our server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for u!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.

but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.

oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”

MitochondriaBrainFling

brain cells, brain function, brain health, cell biology, cellular biology, cellular communication, cellular health, Dna, genetics, Mitochondria, MitochondriaBrainFling, mitochondrial DNA, Mitochondrial Evolution, Mitochondrial function, Mitochondrial Genetics, Mitochondrial Research, Mitochondrial transfer, neurology, research, Science

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

hey u! do u like minecraft? well this server is the bomb diggity! u know why? because mitochondria are flinging their dna into our brain cells! like, what even is that?! but it’s happening on our server and it’s wild! join us for a crazy adventure where u never know what’s gonna happen next! build, explore, and maybe even discover the secrets of the universe! so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Fermium MC: Infinite Blocks, Limited Brain Cells! Come survive with us in style!

Bedwars, blocks, Brain, cells, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fermium, Hardcore, Infinite, LIMITED, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Style, SURVIVE, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2015
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Fermium MC Survival Server Overview
Server Name	Fermium MC Survival
Server IP	play.fermium-mc.fun
Community Size	Around 10 players

Server Features
– Chest sorting with ChestSort mod
– Filtered hoppers for sorting systems
– Tool Leveling system for enhanced tools
– Upgradable spawners and hoppers
– 20 new ore tiers, custom armor, and tools

Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the Fermium MC Survival server?

To join, simply use the server IP: play.fermium-mc.fun

What mods are available on the server?

The server features ChestSort for chest sorting, Filtered hoppers for sorting systems, and a Tool Leveling system for enhanced tools.

How do I upgrade my spawners and hoppers?

You can upgrade your spawners and hoppers on the server using in-game currency or resources.

Can I use custom armor and tools on the server?

Yes, the server offers 20 new ore tiers, custom armor, and tools based on Terraria ores.

DurararaCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anri Sonohara, Celty Sturluson, Dollars gang, dullahan, Durarara!, DurararaCraft, headless woman, ikebukuro, Izaya Orihara, Japanese light novel series, Masaomi Kida, Mikado Ryuugamine, Minecraft, Mystery, Ryohgo Narita, Selty’s head, Server, Shinra Kishitani, Shizuo Heiwajima, Supernatural, urban fantasy, Urban Legends

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Votes:	3335	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find a headless woman wandering around the spawn area! Join us for the chance to witness this rare and mysterious sight, and maybe even help her find her missing head (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamond blocks instead of leaves. Imagine the riches you could gather just by taking a stroll through the woods! Just watch out for the enchanted skeletons who guard the treasure with their life (literally, they respawn every time you defeat them).

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a trip to the Nether? Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the only way to survive is by building a house out of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

So come join us on our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, Bandai Card Games Fest, CS Mod Details, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, Digimon comic award, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, EN Reference Book, Gomamon, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji lottery, Liberator, LM-04, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, madness, Minecraft, MineSMP, smp, Terriermon

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have Digimon-themed builds and adventures that will blow your mind!

Imagine building your own Digimon village with your friends, battling against evil Digimon bosses, and even taming your own digital monsters to fight by your side. And guess what? Our server is so advanced, we even have a Digimon card game mini-game that you can play with other players!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive toy giveaways for our top players, including limited edition Piyomon & Gomamon figures that you can proudly display in your Minecraft world. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden Adventure 25th Color Evolution figures in-game, you’ll unlock special powers for your character!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Digimon master! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, you might even run into Terriermon himself roaming around the server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some Digimon madness!

RoommateRaunch Minecraft Server

aita, Alone Time, ANNOYING, asparagus, CONSTANT, ecstasy, eggplants, fed up, funny, genitalia, grocery shopping, humor, ignore, Leave, Minecraft, mushrooms, relationship, rhyme, roommate, RoommateRaunch, Server, sexual jokes, VEGETABLES, Yelling

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	2755
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Towns Built:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring grocery shopping trips turning into a vegetable-themed stand-up comedy show? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with asparagus antics, mushroom madness, and eggplant escapades! Our community is full of players who love to turn everyday tasks into hilarious adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a rhyme battle over the best way to cook a carrot! So come on down and join us for a veggie-filled extravaganza like no other. Just remember, leave the ecstasy jokes at home – we’re all about family-friendly fun here!

SilentSitterNoBabysit

ANNOYED, Argument, babies, baby, babysit, Beliefs, care, crying, discrimination, effects, feelings, Future, hear out, MINDLESS, refusing, response, Sensitive, SilentSitterNoBabysit, sister-in-law, unwilling, Upset

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9571

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jane’s beliefs about babies? Look no further! Join our server for a truly mindless experience where babies don’t cry and you can do whatever you want without consequences!

Just like Jane, we believe that babies are basically tiny robots with no feelings, so you can build, mine, and explore without a care in the world. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, just tell them to “fuck you and your dumb ass kids” and keep on gaming!

So come on over and join the fun on our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else!

BoomerCrushinMinecraftSMP

acceptance, age difference, age gap, attraction, BoomerCrushinMinecraftSMP, Communication, DATING, emotional connection, generational differences, judgment, love, Maturity, older partners, personal boundaries, relationships, self reflection, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, unconventional relationships, Understanding

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Dimension Hops:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	93

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same age? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who are all at least 100 years old! That’s right, we only accept players who have lived through multiple lifetimes and have the wisdom of ancient civilizations.

Join our SMP if you want to learn how to build a house out of stone blocks that have been around since the dinosaurs roamed the earth. Or maybe you want to team up with a player who fought in the Great Potato War of 1823 and can teach you the ways of battle.

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and mingle with the elders of the gaming world, come join our server today! Just be prepared for some seriously old-school shenanigans and maybe even a few grandpa jokes along the way.

BlockBusterFlicks

BlockBusterFlicks, cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fabrications, cinematic stereotypes, dramatic embellishments, dramatic plot twists, exaggerated character reactions, exaggerated drama, exaggerated storylines, fictional plot devices, fictionalized drama, fictionalized events, film cliches, Hollywood myths, movie cliches, movie tropes, on-screen fantasies, over-the-top scenarios, unrealistic expectations, unrealistic portrayals, unrealistic scenarios

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild llamas while riding a giant chicken! Forget about boring old movie tropes, on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies like fighting off an army of evil snowmen with nothing but a carrot in hand. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most absurdly fun time of your life!