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CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

CraftyRoll, long tail, Minecraft, Roll, Roll Thread, roll thread time, Server, tags, Thread, thread time, Time

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dimension Hops:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

1960s, ANTHOLOGY, black and white, classic, cult favorite, DIMENSION, iconic, mind-bending, Mysterious, popped off, psychological thriller, Reboot, Revival, Rod Serling, Sci Fi, Supernatural, surreal, time travel, tv show, Twilight Zone, TwilightZonePoppedOffMCSMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

advice, BlockyVirginProTips, Communication, Confidence, consent, education, Expectations, Experience, first time, foreplay, Impression, Intimacy, Nervous, patience, Preparation, relationship, Relaxation, sex, Tips, Virgin

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Votes:	1803
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	330
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

CountryRejects, cultural norms, DATING, emotional struggles, feeling isolated, gender dynamics, in my country, Insecurity, like me, Loneliness, love life, Minecraft, no woman, Personal experiences, rejection, relationships, seeking connection, self esteem, self worth, Server, social acceptance, societal expectations, struggling with relationships

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

abandon thread, banter, blocky, Brigade, click post, Communication, community guidelines, discussion, forum, forum culture, forum rules, frustrating experience, interesting topic, internet etiquette, lose interest, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online interaction, posting guidelines, smp, Spam, spam filter, thread abandonment, write a really big reply

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!

Redstone Defense Co.

Advanced Weapons, air defenses, arms trade, Defense, defense industry, defense systems, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, military support, military technology, missile defense, political tensions, Redstone, russia, S-400 missile system, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic partnership

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	215	Players Killed by Monsters:	6940
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mines Excavated:	3297
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

so, like, u know how russia and iran are like bffs now? well, apparently russia is hooking iran up with some sick air defenses. like, imagine playing minecraft on a server where u gotta dodge missiles and stuff while building ur epic base. it’s like real life meets minecraft, but way more intense. join our server and see if u can survive the ultimate air defense challenge. plus, who knows, maybe putin will drop by for a visit and give u some pointers on how to dominate the game. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late!

RejuvaClock: UncertainCraft

aging, aging clock reliability, aging effects, Challenges, challenges in aging, challenges in predicting, challenges in rejuvenation, clock, clock reliability in aging, clock reliability in rejuvenation, effects, epistemic, Epistemic uncertainty, Predicting, predicting rejuvenation effects, RejuvaClock, REJUVENATION, rejuvenation effects, Reliability, UncertainCraft, uncertainty

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	955187
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

so like, u know when u play minecraft and u just wanna build stuff and chill but then ur clock starts acting all wonky and u can’t trust it anymore? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the unpredictability u need to keep u on ur toes and make u question reality. join us for a wild ride of uncertainty and rejuvenation effects that will have u questioning everything u thought u knew about time and space. plus, our community is filled with crazy peeps who will keep u entertained for hours on end. come join us and see if u can handle the madness!

Era’s End Minecraft Server

classic holo, era ending, eras, Future, Graduation, hololive, Legacy, Minecraft, Server, talent, virtual entertainment, Virtual idol, virtual talent, virtual talent industry, VT, Vtuber, vtuber community, vtuber culture, VTuber fans, VTuber graduation, VTuber graduation impact, VTuber graduation speculation, VTuber legacy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Gods Slained:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground llama fight club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary holo-master, who once defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling diamond blocks. Rumor has it that she left behind a trail of enchanted golden apples for any brave soul who dares to follow in her footsteps.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!