performance review – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

WifePerks Minecraft Server

annual performance bonus, annual ratings, corporate accounting manager, exceeds expectations, family appreciation, family dynamics, family targets, managerial skillset, maternity leave, meets expectations, Minecraft, onboarding, performance review, Promotion, resignation, Server, sick day, size of bonuses, stay at home mom, transitioning, WifePerks

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even stay-at-home moms get annual performance reviews and bonuses! 🤑 Join us for a wild ride filled with managerial skillsets applied to family life, shared calendars, and monthly targets that will have you feeling like a corporate superstar in no time! 💼

🏆 Our exclusive 5-point scale rating system will have you striving for that coveted “Exceeds Expectations” status, just like our top-performing dog who scored a perfect 5! 🐶 And don’t worry, even new joiners like our baby son get a fair shot at earning their place on the leaderboard. 🍼

😂 But be warned, handing out bonuses and performance reviews may lead to unexpected consequences, like ripped-up checks, emotional outbursts, and threats of resignation. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some family drama that even Minecraft can’t compete with! 💥

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of stay-at-home parenting on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! 😉🎮

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ADHDcraft: So What?

adhd, ADHDcraft, anger, Boundaries, cat, Chocolate, Communication, consequences, consideration, family, Feeding, forgetfulness, Hosting, Illness, misunderstanding, overreaction, pet care, reaction, relationships, rules, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as feeding chocolate to a cat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget where you put your chocolate too! Join us for a chaotic adventure where forgetting the chocolate rule is just the beginning. And don’t worry, we won’t kick you out for having ADHD – we’ll just laugh about it together! So come on over and let’s see if you can survive the madness of our server. Who needs chocolate when you have us?

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ScaredyCraft SMP: Just Do It!

challenging oneself, conquering fears, courage, embracing challenges, embracing discomfort, facing fears, facing insecurities, fear of failure, fear of the unknown, growth mindset., mental strength, overcoming obstacles, personal development, personal growth, pushing boundaries, ScaredyCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-confidence, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you’re afraid to take risks because on our server, the crazier the idea, the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Go for it! Want to start a chicken army and conquer the land? Why not!

We have legendary tales of players who have tamed dragons, created secret underground societies, and even discovered a hidden dimension filled with talking cows.

So if you’re looking for a server that will push you out of your comfort zone and into a world of chaos and hilarity, then this is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild!

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RegretCraft: Fearless Edition

conquering fears, courage, Edition, embracing challenges, empowerment, empowerment through fear, facing fears, facing fears head on, FEARLESS, fearless living, fearlessness, no regrets, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, pushing boundaries, RegretCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new experiences, trying new things

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you’ve always been afraid of unleashing your inner chaos in Minecraft, because on our server, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war with your fellow players? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King”, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large, it’s rumored to block out the sun! Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – but trust us, you’ll never regret it!

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KremlinCraft: Troop Shuffle Edition

aggression, CNN Politics, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, diversion, eastern europe, Edition, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KremlinCraft, Kursk Offensive, Military, military intervention, occupied Ukraine, russia, SECURITY, Shuffle, strategy, troop, Troops, Ukraine, US officials

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have a secret alliance with russia and ukraine, but don’t worry, we’re not starting any wars, just building epic castles and battling creepers together! our server is so lit that even the US officials are talking about us on CNN Politics! who knew playing minecraft could be so politically scandalous? join now for a chance to be a part of history in the making! #minecraftdiplomacy #russiavsurkraine #creeperwars

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GalacticDuoCraft

asteroid, asteroid candidates, astronomical data, Astronomy, binary asteroid, celestial bodies, celestial pairs, data release, Gaia mission, Gaia mission data, Gaia mission findings, Gaia spacecraft, GalacticDuoCraft, moonlet, moonlet discovery, planetary science, researchers, Space discoveries, space exploration, space research

so, liek, imagine this, right? u join this cray cray minecraft server and u find urself in a whole new galaxy, man. there are, like, 3,038 binary asteroid candidates just waiting for u to explore. u can, like, build ur own spaceship and travel to these celestial pairs, where u can mine for rare ores and battle space zombies. oh, and did i mention there are smaller moonlets orbiting around the asteroids? yea, u can, like, tame them and ride them around the galaxy. it’s, like, outta this world, dude. so come join us on this galactic adventure and let’s make some interstellar memories together!

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EnchantedMC: Where even the creepers are enchanted by our vanilla SMP goodness!

Armadillo Gang, Builds, Community, CREEPERS, Dungeons, Enchanted, ENCHANTEDMC, goodness, hackers, instagram, Lore, Map, Mario, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Server, smp, Staff, Story, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, Whitelist

EnchantedMC Minecraft Server Overview

Description
EnchantedMC is a close knit community of active staff and participants that are looking for regular players on the SMP. There is no whitelist and anyone can join, and any playstyle is allowed. You can fight in PVP, or you can choose to survive by yourself. But what’s the point of survival if you can’t have friends? That’s why we introduced a teams system that allows you to build a team of like-minded people to dominate the survival world together. The map is regularly updated and contains tons of hidden lore. Awesome builds throughout the server may even end up on our official Instagram page!

Description

EnchantedMC is a close knit community of active staff and participants that are looking for regular players on the SMP. There is no whitelist and anyone can join, and any playstyle is allowed. You can fight in PVP, or you can choose to survive by yourself. But what’s the point of survival if you can’t have friends? That’s why we introduced a teams system that allows you to build a team of like-minded people to dominate the survival world together. The map is regularly updated and contains tons of hidden lore. Awesome builds throughout the server may even end up on our official Instagram page!

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Why is Mario’s head on fire?	There are mysteries and secrets on the server waiting to be discovered.
Is it true staff have secret dungeons for hackers?	Find out by joining us on the server.
Is it true staff have torture chambers for hackers?	Explore the server to uncover the truth.
When was the server really published?	Visit our official website for more information.
Who are the Armadillo Gang?	Join us on the official Discord to connect with the community.

Join EnchantedMC now!

Official Website

Instructions on Playing

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PerfGame Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of perfection! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led the player on a wild adventure through a magical forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. But that’s not all! The player also stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer? Trust us, it’s the perfect videogame experience you never knew you needed.

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Minecraft SMP: Weeb-free Zone

Anime, atmosphere, bland atmosphere, CGDCT, creativity, GENERIC, harem fantasy, isekai, lack of creativity, Manga, Minecraft, not cool, Power Fantasy, self insert, SHONEN, smp, TOKYO, ugly backgrounds, uninteresting, Unoriginal, upcoming anime, Weebfree, Zone

Are you tired of boring anime and manga? Do you want something fresh and exciting? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and epic battles.

Forget about the same old shonen, CGDCT, or isekai stories. Our SMP is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. We’ve got talking cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the most epic building competitions you’ve ever seen. From giant castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy gravity, our players never fail to impress.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama wrangling or pig racing. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

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BeachBumzCraft

Alone Time, Beach, BeachBumzCraft, blended family, Boundaries, busy household, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family, Fiance, parenting, quality time, reddit, relationships, stay-at-home dad, step-parenting, Summer, swimming, work-life balance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of rare alone time with your kids! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of everyday life and enjoy some quality time with your little ones. Our beaches are always open for a quick swim with your son, no lectures included!

Our server is the perfect place for stay-at-home dads looking for a break from the madness of family life. Swim in our virtual oceans, build sandcastles with your kids, and never worry about getting lectured for wanting some one-on-one time with your child.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be judged for is your building skills (or lack thereof). Who needs a real beach when you can have a Minecraft beach all to yourself? Let’s make some memories and escape the drama of real life together!

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Girl Power SMP

Bonding, collaboration, Communication, Competition, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, emotional intelligence, Empathy, friendship, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, power, relationships, smp, social expectations, Support, teamwork, toxic masculinity, Trust, Understanding

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only way to build a friendship is by completing outrageous challenges together! Picture this: two players, one chicken suit, and a race to see who can build the tallest tower using only dirt blocks. The loser has to wear the chicken suit for the rest of the day and cluck like a chicken every time they speak in chat. Trust us, your friendship will never be the same after this epic showdown!

But beware, if you and your buddy can’t handle the pressure and end up losing, your friendship will be put to the ultimate test. Rumor has it that the last pair of players who failed a challenge ended up in a heated argument over who misplaced a single block of cobblestone. Needless to say, they haven’t spoken since.

So grab your best Minecraft buddy and prepare for the craziest, most friendship-testing adventures you’ve ever experienced. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a stronger bond than ever before. Or you might end up in a bitter rivalry that lasts for eternity. The choice is yours, but either way, it’s going to be one heck of a ride.

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