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CalorieCraft SMP – >1200 Cals Today

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the cows ride pigs, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireworks? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it built.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Join now and see if you have what it takes to overthrow his starchy reign and claim the title of Spud Supreme!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

LeftoverLoot Minecraft Server

aita, Babysitting, chicken nuggets, Clients, college, Counselor, Dinner, dog walker, family, Golden Child, LeftoverLoot, leftovers, Minecraft, miracle baby, movie night, Nephews, psychology student, Server, SIL, string beans, waffle cut fries, work hours, Zoom

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of dealing with entitled adults who throw tantrums like toddlers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual world where you can say no to entitled siblings-in-law who think they deserve your leftovers. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build whatever your heart desires, without any whining or complaining.

So come on over and join us for some fun and laughter, where you can be the hero of your own story and never have to deal with entitled adults again. Trust us, it’s way more fun than babysitting your sister-in-law’s kids and dealing with her drama!

TwinTroublePicDay

Daughters, dress code, family event, family picture, Flowers, formal, green dress, hairband, Identical Twins, Identity, Individuality, matching outfits, Mother, Peacekeeping, Pigtails, professional photographs, sense of self, Siblings, sparkly dress, Twins, TwinTroublePicDay

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Are you tired of being told how to dress your identical twin girls? Join our Minecraft server where you can dress your virtual twins however you want without any judgment! No more matching outfits forced upon you by family members, you have the freedom to mix and match to your heart’s content.

Just like in real life, family pictures are a big deal on our server. Show off your unique style by dressing your twins in different outfits for the occasion. Sparkly purple dress for one twin and a green dress with flowers for the other? Absolutely! And don’t forget the pigtails and hairband to complete the look.

But beware, there may be pressure from virtual family members to dress your twins alike for the picture. Stand your ground and refuse to conform! Your twins are individuals and deserve to express themselves through their fashion choices.

Join our server today and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe one day your twins will even rebel and dress alike just for fun. But until then, embrace the uniqueness of each twin and never give in to the pressure of matching outfits.

CraftyHacksMC

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Animals Bred:	116
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mines Excavated:	2983

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle. Our server is so epic, it’s rumored that Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. So why join? Because on our server, even the Ender Dragon bows down to your greatness. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now and start crafting your legend!

Minecraft WoWCG Server: Classic Banter

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the cows can talk and the creepers can dance! We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny that shoots out rainbow lasers! Join us for a wild ride of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RogueCraft SMP: The Mischievous Miners

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Towns Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Animals Bred:	100	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on the edge of your seat, never knowing what crazy shenanigans your fellow players will pull next.

Our server is filled with mischief and mayhem, from players turning into rogue agents and causing chaos wherever they go to secret underground societies plotting against each other. You never know who you can trust, but that’s all part of the fun!

If you’re tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers and want to spice up your gameplay with some wild and unpredictable adventures, then come join us on the Rougeification thread! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

UkraineWarrior76

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	118
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6

come join our minecraft server where we have russian commanders fighting each other in ukraine but watch out cuz they might get shot by their own troops, just like in real life! it’s a wild ride of betrayal and chaos, you never know who’s gonna turn on who next! join now for the ultimate thrill of backstabbing and mayhem, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky graphics and creepers!

ThirstyCraft – $7 Water Land

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Void Armor Forged:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

join our epic minecraft server and never have to pay for water again! our virtual world is filled with magical water fountains that never run dry. you can even swim in a pool of diamond water if you’re feeling fancy. say goodbye to overpriced h2o at events and hello to free hydration in minecraft land. come join us and stay quenched forever! 🌊💎🎮

NoHomeNoDiamonds

affordable housing, discrimination, Harassment, homeless population, homelessness, HUMAN RIGHTS, Illness, intimidation, job loss, marginalized communities, mental health, NoHomeNoDiamonds, Police Brutality, police interactions, POVERTY, Social Issues, societal challenges, societal inequalities, stigma, study, vulnerable populations

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Divine Spears Created:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Items Found:	6501	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2363
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the police are constantly harassing you? Well, look no further, cuz we got you covered! Our server is the perfect place for homeless players who want to feel intimidated, harassed, and stigmatized all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

We cater to all ages and backgrounds, so whether you’re homeless due to job loss, illness, or just a lack of affordable housing, you’ll fit right in. Join us and experience the thrill of being constantly bothered by the virtual cops while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

So come on down to our server and see why being homeless has never been so much fun! Who needs a roof over their head when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and chaos? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate homeless Minecraft warrior!

CinderCraft: U149 Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to the wettest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Dive into a world where everything is soaked in water, from the trees to the animals to even the blocks themselves. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wet that you can literally swim through the air. Forget flying with elytra, just do the breaststroke through the clouds!

2. The mobs on our server have evolved to be water creatures. Watch out for the creeperfish and the zombie squids that lurk in the depths.

3. Our server has a secret underwater city where the mermaid villagers trade rare items for seashells. Just be careful not to get lost in the coral maze on your way there!

4. Want to ride a dolphin into battle? On our server, you can tame and train dolphins to be your loyal steeds in epic oceanic adventures.

So come join us on Miria is wet Minecraft server, where the only thing drier than the land is our sense of humor!