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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 2819 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 177 |
| Ores Mined: | 3786 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
