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  • Worst Minecraft Server Ever

    Worst Minecraft Server Ever

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!

    Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP

    PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the game runs smoother than a baby’s bottom and the only coordinated attempts are to build the most epic creations possible! Don’t listen to those fake reviewers spreading lies about performance issues, they’re just jealous of our flawless server.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Or the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the jaws of a hungry Ender Dragon.

    So if you’re tired of boring, glitchy servers and want to experience the true essence of Minecraft madness, come join us and become part of our wacky family. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • JobLink Minecraft Server

    JobLink Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of helping your friends get jobs only for them to fail miserably and blame you for it? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind!

    On our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of being evicted, because let’s be real, who needs a job when you have Minecraft skills? Plus, you won’t have to worry about giving your friends interview tips, because here, the only question you’ll be answering is “How did you build that amazing castle?”

    So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there, where the only thing you’ll be fired from is a cannon into the sky for a fun ride! See you there, single mom with two kids who definitely needs a break from reality!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RTXCraft Minecraft Server

    RTXCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle the game? Well, look no further because our server is equipped with an RTX 3060 and 16GB of RAM to give you the ultimate gaming experience!

    Join us on our server where the graphics are so outdated, they’ll make you feel like you’re playing a game from 2010. But don’t worry, despite the low frame rate of 9fps, you’ll still have a blast trying to navigate through the pixelated world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in its lair. Rumor has it that anyone who defeats the dragon will be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet creeper named Steve.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously retro gaming experience that will have you laughing all the way to the Nether!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Can’t Access the Web

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Can’t Access the Web

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of pesky licensing services ruining your software experience? Look no further! Our Minecraft server offers the ultimate solution – block internet access to any software with ease! Say goodbye to FlexNet and hello to freedom!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. We once had a player who tried to use a firewall to block a licensing service, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of creepers instead! And don’t even get us started on the player who tried to use a VM and ended up crashing the entire server – talk about a performance fail!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Who knew blocking internet access could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Speedy StarCraft

    Speedy StarCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with madness and mayhem? Then look no further than our server!

    Join us on Highspeed Etoile: 28.8 and experience the thrill of lightning-fast gameplay that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Our server is so fast that even the Ender Dragon can’t keep up!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Will you be brave enough to befriend this ghostly creature?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on Highspeed Etoile: 28.8 and see what the hell went so wrong in the most hilarious way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GTX1070 StruggleCraft: Where even your graphics card can’t handle the fun!

    GTX1070 StruggleCraft: Where even your graphics card can’t handle the fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your GTX1070 struggling to keep up with 1080p medium settings on a 9-year-old game? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

    Join our server for the most outrageous and insane Minecraft experience you’ve ever had. Our server is so intense that your GTX1070 will thank you for the break from the crisis situation it’s been in.

    With modern HTML formatting and lolzy descriptions, our server will have you laughing and playing for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SeriesLoverMC SMP

    SeriesLoverMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Block Party: The Server You’ll Never Say NO To!

    Block Party: The Server You’ll Never Say NO To!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to say “NO” to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So why say “NO” to all this craziness when you could be saying “HECK YEAH” instead? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PrisonSwapCraft Minecraft Server

    PrisonSwapCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYZ, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST PULLED OFF DA BIGGEST PRISONER SWAP SINCE LIKE FOREVER. WE FREED GERSHKOVICH AND WHELAN, LIKE WHO EVEN ARE THEY? BUT THEY MUST BE SUPER IMPORTANT IF WE SWAPPED THEM WITH RUSSIA.

    SO YEAH, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOME CRAZY INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC DRAMA, JOIN OUR SERVER. MAYBE U CAN BE THE NEXT HOSTAGE WE SWAP FOR DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

    ALSO, WE HAVE A PET PIG NAMED VLADIMIR WHO WEARS A TINY USHANKA. IF THAT’S NOT A REASON TO JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

    COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER, ONE PRISONER SWAP AT A TIME. LOLZ.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP