Just like the dad who didn’t follow instructions and accidentally overdosed his daughter, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs 40mg when you can have 80mg of pure Minecraft madness?
And if you ever need a reminder to double-check your actions, our court-appointed go-between will be there to keep you in line (just like the mom in this story). Don’t worry, she won’t swear at you like in real life, but she’ll definitely make sure you’re following the rules.
So come join us on our server, where the only prescription you need is a healthy dose of laughter and adventure. Who knew a pharmacy mishap could lead to such a hilarious Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
Imagine a world where Elon Musk is actually a Minecraft pro, building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. On our server, anything is possible – even Elon Musk himself might drop by to show off his redstone skills (or lack thereof).
But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the annual “Pretend You’re Elon Musk” competition, where players can show off their best impersonations of the man himself. The winner gets a virtual Tesla Cybertruck and bragging rights for life.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover that Elon Musk is secretly a Minecraft god after all.
And get this, our server has a secret underground world where you can battle giant gummy bears and ride unicorns made of cotton candy. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form!
Plus, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary Golden Soda Can that grants you unlimited fizzy drinks for life. It’s like the Holy Grail, but way more refreshing!
So come join our server and get ready for a sugar rush of epic proportions. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re addicted to soda too and will do anything to get their hands on it!
★ Dange
★ Dungeon
★ pumping skills
★ RPG inventory (rings, accessories, amulets, artifacts)
★ Cash objects
★ pumping items at +999
★ Unique World
★ Magic and make -up
★ Buyer, auction
★ Bosses
newera.gomc.fun
| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21.4 |
| Duration | Long-Term |
Apply through the application discord for more info.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server if I’m under 18? | No, the minimum age requirement is 18. |
| Are client side mods allowed? | Yes, mods like Tweakeroo and Litematica are encouraged. |
| What are the basic rules of the server? | No griefing, stealing, cheating, or PVP without agreement. |
| Is there a creative server available? | Yes, there is a creative server for members. |
Join us for some wild adventures, where the only limit is your imagination! Seriously, this server has more chapters than a freakin’ manga series, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride!
From building epic castles to battling crazy mobs, this server has it all! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
We take recycling so seriously that we have a whole mini-game dedicated to sorting trash and recycling in Minecraft. And if you don’t recycle, well, let’s just say the Ender Dragon won’t be the only one breathing fire in your direction.
So come join us on this server where even the skeletons are green with envy at our commitment to recycling. And remember, if you don’t recycle, you might just end up like my sister – a trashy player who couldn’t handle the heat of our eco-friendly community.
Picture this: you and your partner take your collective kids out for a virtual dinner in Minecraft. Your partner foots the bill using the joint account, but when the kids thank him directly, he takes all the credit without acknowledging your contribution.
Will you let it slide like a seasoned pro, or will you stir up some drama like a true Minecraft warrior? Join us and navigate the treacherous waters of shared finances and family dynamics in a world where every pixel counts.
So come on, join us on this server where every meal is a potential minefield of misunderstandings and every joint account transaction is a chance for epic battles of communication breakdowns. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
But wait, there’s more. We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP tournaments with custom weapons and armor that make you feel like a god. And the best part? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, like what even is life anymore?
Oh, and did I mention the secret smell quest? Yeah, there’s this mysterious smell that only you can detect, and if you follow it, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player on the server. Trust me, it’s worth it.
So come join us and experience the most absurd, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, always watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.