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PumpkinSpiceLatte Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of the server economy, just like the rollercoaster ride of Dogecoin prices.

Imagine a world where diamonds are worth more than gold, and players will do anything to get their hands on them. Will the cult of diamond hoarders finally fall apart when prices skyrocket to $25 per block? Or will they spin it as a win and blame it on the Illuminati?

With BTC hitting $150k, who knows what kind of chaos will ensue on our server. Will there be new boogeymen lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your precious resources? Join us and find out in this wacky, unpredictable world of Minecraft madness!

Asuka’s Minecraft Server: Birthday Bash

adoptive mom, angel, Anime, asuka, Asukas, Bash, battle, Birthday, celebration, Christmas day, christmas eve, Conflict, December 22nd, Eva, family, Fight, holiday, Kaworu, Minecraft, neon genesis evangelion, new year’s day, relationships, Rivalry, Server, SHINJI

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the NPCs have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and witness Asuka’s adoptive Mom calling her on her birthday, only to lose to an angel on Christmas day because, well, why not? And don’t even get us started on Kaworu and Shinji’s epic battle on New Year’s Day – who knew virtual blocks could cause so much chaos? Join now for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a creeper explosion!

> REPORTS OF TRUMP SUPPORTERS JUST NOT Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3470
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got reports of Trump supporters mysteriously disappearing and Trump himself in panic mode – talk about drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few political scandals. Who knows what will happen next on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, BLOCK, Code, cryptic communication, digital enigma, encrypted, encrypted text, hidden, hidden identity, internet mystery, love, Message, Minecraft, mysterious sender, Mystery, No. 926990482, online anonymity, online puzzle, Party, puzzling post, secret, Server, unknown

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP battle where players rode pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots? Yeah, things get pretty ridiculous around here.

But that’s not all! We also have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “TNT Dodgeball” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts that lead players on a wild goose chase through hidden dungeons and secret passageways.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🎉🎮 #BestServerEver

Minecraft SMP – Honkai Star Rail General

Anime, Character Banners, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, drip marketing, fire nihility, gacha, general, Havoc Exorcism, Honkai, Honkai Impact, honkai star rail, hsrg, Imaginary Harmony, Imbibitor Lunae, Light Cone Banners, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Lynx, Minecraft, mobile game, Ninjutsu Inscription, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, star, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, Xueyi, Yukong

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9735
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	123	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Mythical Quests Completed:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have epic trailers for every update, like the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” and “No Dazzle, No Break.” Plus, we have animated shorts that will blow your mind, such as “Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions – Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll.”

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banners feature Rappa, Imbibitor Lunae, Lynx, Xueyi, and Yukong. And don’t forget about our Light Cone Banners, like Ninjutsu Inscription: Dazzling Evilbreaker and Brighter Than the Sun.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have new drip marketing with Sunday and Fugue, both 5-star characters with amazing abilities. And let’s not forget about our redeemable codes for exclusive gifts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for the ooftroop Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	787013

Ooftroop is a dynamic and energetic musical group known for their captivating performances and unique blend of genres, incorporating elements of funk, hip-hop, and jazz. With infectious grooves and powerful vocals, Ooftroop creates an electrifying atmosphere that keeps audiences moving and grooving. Their innovative sound and energetic stage presence have garnered them a loyal following and critical acclaim in the music industry.

Bros’ Craft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Bonding, Boys, bros, camaraderie, Chaos, Craft, Friends, Fun, Game, Germans, group, House, Minecraft, Mischief, Neighborhood, Party, pranks, Server, Starting, throwing shit, troublemakers, Vandalism

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Farms Harvested:	169	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the chaos is always brewing! Picture this: you and your buddies are starting off the game by throwing poop on a G*rmans house. Why, you ask? Well, because why not! Our server is all about letting loose and causing mayhem in the most ridiculous ways possible.

But that’s just the beginning of the madness. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat of King Poopington? Or a battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server? And let’s not forget about the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the virtual club we built out of rainbow blocks.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, meet a community of like-minded goofballs, and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

Wall Paper Minecraft SMP Expert

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Towns Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Potions Brewed:	171	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where changing wall papers on Windows is just the beginning of the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and dance parties with creepers. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by zombie villagers. So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Magic Items Found:	6354
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a threesome with Polka and Clownpiece! That’s right, two clowns slobbering on your cock as they honk honk your balls! It’s a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything goes and the fun never stops. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little weird. See you there, bros!

The Reason Why I Suffer More Than Others and Stand as a ‘Failure’ Minecraft SMP

Bait, Consciousness, console, cope, coping mechanisms, emotional awareness, emotional intelligence, Failure, full of myself, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, Problems, prove a point, reason, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, Stand, Stubborn, suffer, Suffering, vivid, well adjusted, willful ignorance

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Star Shards Collected:	239
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	74357	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you!

Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.

But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.

So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Culture Craft Minecraft Server

4X Game, Advanced technology, ai, Civilization, Craft, crpg, culture, Diplomacy, diverse characters, Ethics, Exploration, futuristic, Immersive, Minecraft, morality, player choice, rich lore, science fiction, Server, simulation, space opera, strategy, utopian society, world-building

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Potions Brewed:	69
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).