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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 8756 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 544 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
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Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about encountering any “gross roastie type pussies” because, well, we’re all blocks! No need to stress about your sexual performance either, just focus on mining and crafting to your heart’s content.
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