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PerfectTenTV
must-watch TV Series, TV series critique, TV series reviews, highest rated TV series, TV series buffsLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were instantly transported to a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and diamond blocks as far as the eye could see. They battled dragons, built epic castles, and even tamed a herd of wild pigs to ride into battle. And the best part? They never had to worry about running out of snacks because our server has an unlimited supply of virtual pizza and soda. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and be part of a community that’s tighter than a pair of Enderman’s pants, then join our server today! Trust us, it’s gonna be more addictive than trying to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe. -
Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most buffed up Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers.To join this epic server, you must first sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Minecraft gods and perform a ritual dance while chanting “Creeper, oh man” backwards. Don’t worry, it’s totally normal.
Once you’re in, you’ll need to complete the tutorial where you’ll learn how to ride a llama into battle and tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.
But wait, there’s more! Explore our public item builds, play bot matches against zombie villagers, and master the art of building a castle made entirely of TNT.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).
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Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where winter world cups happen every day! That’s right, forget about soccer, we’re talking about epic snowball fights and ice skating competitions to determine the ultimate champion. So come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime in our winter wonderland world! Who needs summer when you can have snowball fights all year round? -
No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!” -
VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server
The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.e5vw.vanilla-box.ru
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Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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No more drama Minecraft server
Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills! -
The Hunted Minecraft SMP
Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.