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CraftyCancerJokesLOL

aita, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, bullying, cancer jokes, chemotherapy, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CraftyCancerJokesLOL, Empathy, friendship, intervention, mental health, peer pressure, physical health, Respect, solidarity, Support

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a watermelon in the desert! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions in this crazy story.

Looking for a server where you can confront rude players who make insensitive jokes about serious issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to stand up for yourself and your friends, even if it means stirring up some drama.

Join us and experience the thrill of taking matters into your own hands, just like Stevie did when she decided to confront the cancer-joke-making boyfriend. Who needs swords and potions when you have the power of friendship and justice on your side?

So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of emotions and drama, where the only thing more intense than the battles is the gossip in the chat. See you on the server, where every block holds a new surprise!

NoobParenting Minecraft SMP

Abuse, bad parenting, enabling behavior, favoritism, helicopter parenting, ignoring warning signs, inconsistent discipline, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of involvement, lack of supervision, lack of support, Minecraft, neglect, neglecting emotional needs, NoobParenting, overindulgence, poor communication, poor role models, setting bad examples, smp, toxic environment

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Crops Grown:	1530	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of tree? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

Join us if you want to witness parents who build their kids a virtual mansion in Minecraft but forget to feed them in real life because they’re too busy mining for diamonds. Or how about parents who join the server just to grief their own children’s creations and then blame it on the creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to parents who use Minecraft as a punishment for their kids, making them mine obsidian for hours on end as a form of “time out”. And let’s not forget the parents who host elaborate in-game weddings for their kids, complete with pixelated cake and diamond rings.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more dysfunctional than a villager with a bad trade, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for some seriously questionable parenting choices along the way!

FantasyCraft: Live Your Dream!

achievement, Adventure, AMBITION, aspirations, Contentment, Desires, dream, dreams, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, fulfillment, goals, Happiness, imagination, Live, longing, Passion, satisfaction, Self Discovery, Thrill, Wishes, yearning

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1796
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies! Want to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move like you’ve never seen before. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wild!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border region, BorderBlock, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Europe, federal emergency, Government, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, Politics, putin, response, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

so, like, u know how russia and ukraine are always fighting and stuff? well, on our server, u can be a part of the action! join us and help russia defend their border region from the evil ukrainian forces. become a hero and save the day, all while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and plan ur next move. come join the chaos and be a part of the madness on our server!

KremlinCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

border, Conflict, Deeper, Defense, eastern europe, forces, incursion, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Military, political turmoil, push, repel, russia, SCRAMBLE, SECURITY, Surprise, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops are pushing into russia and the kremlin is like oh no we gotta stop them with our minecraft skills!!! build your own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the map!!! who will win this epic battle?? join now to find out and maybe even become the ruler of the server!!! but watch out for those sneaky russian spies trying to sabotage your plans!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get crafting!!!

EcoNanoCraft: Cannabis & Grape Antimicrobials

antimicrobial agents, Antimicrobials, biodegradable, Cannabis, Development, eco-friendly, EcoNanoCraft, Environmental Science, grape, grape plants, green chemistry, green technology, innovation, Nanoparticles, Natural resources, plant waste, public health solutions, recycling, researchers, sustainable materials, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, waste management

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but also save the planet? well, this server is like, the answer to ur prayers. we got these crazy smart researchers who made these tiny things outta weed and grapes that kill germs and stuff. so like, not only r u playing minecraft, but ur also like, saving the world one block at a time. join now and be a hero, bro!

FlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Potions Brewed:	77

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! We have a petting zoo filled with zombie pigs, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a skydiving competition where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So why did it flop? Because it was just too wild and wacky for the average Minecraft player to handle. But if you’re ready to embrace the madness, then come join us on our server for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft SMP: The Secret Society of Players Who Don’t Even Mine

best, Board, Characters, debate, disagree, discussion, donatello, dont, Fandom, forum, Minecraft, Online Community, opinion, Opinions, people, Players, Posting, Preferences, right now, secret, Self-expression, smp, social media, society, teenage mutant ninja turtles, turtle

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	281	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Mines Excavated:	1226
Dimension Hops:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by people who don’t appreciate the true genius of Donatello? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is exclusively for fans of the tech-savvy turtle! Join us and bask in the glory of Donatello’s superior intellect and ninja skills.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where we conduct experiments to enhance our Minecraft abilities. Rumor has it that we’ve even created a potion that turns players into actual turtles (temporarily, of course).

If you’re ready to defend Donatello’s honor and embark on wacky adventures with fellow turtle enthusiasts, then this is the SMP for you. Just remember, if you dare to speak ill of Donatello, you may find yourself trapped in a maze of pizza-themed traps for eternity. So choose wisely, and join us in celebrating the awesomeness of the best turtle in town!

MineCraftyTumbleOops

adult content ban, algorithm changes, blogging culture, blogging platform, Censorship, Community, Competition, decline in user engagement, facebook, instagram, internet history, microblogging, MineCraftyTumbleOops, Nostalgia, reddit, social media, tumblr, twitter, User-generated content, Yahoo acquisition

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Emeralds Found:	3756
Animals Bred:	115	Villages Defended:	18
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchantments Applied:	100

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a land filled with dancing pandas. Our server is so wild that even creepers are afraid to explode here!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with villagers and show off your best moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs!

So why did Tumblr suddenly stop being popular? Because everyone ditched it to join our insane Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the memes are always fresh. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer

Alimony, court decision, CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer, Divorced, ENTITLEMENT, Financial, gender equality, Indian, Justice, landmark ruling, Legal, maintenance, marital status, Marriage, matrimonial law, Muslim, RIGHTS, rules, Support, SUPREME COURT, Women

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7695	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7953
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a divorced muslim woman entitled to maintenance? well buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give u hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. that’s right, this server is like a magical wonderland where anything is possible.

not only that, but we have the most epic build battles u have ever seen. wanna build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? go for it! wanna create a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of cake? be our guest! the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? that’s right, u heard me. ur very own fire-breathing, winged companion to help u conquer the land and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let ur creativity run wild. trust me, u won’t regret it!