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JavaCraftyLandscapes

annoyance, beverage requests, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, cultural norms, customer satisfaction, customer service, Decision making, Etiquette, Expectations, hiring practices, Hospitality, JavaCraftyLandscapes, landscaper, Professionalism, service industry, small job, work break, work crew, work ethic

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like a scene straight out of Curb Your Enthusiasm!

Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP

best friend betrayal, Closure, communication breakdown, coping with friendship ending, dealing with loss, emotional pain, forgiveness, friendship breakup, Friendship Dynamics, healing from friendship loss, letting go of a friend, Life Changes, losing a friend, LostMyBFFinMinecraftSMP, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, rebuilding relationships, self reflection, support system, trust issues

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Potions Brewed:	100
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

So, get this, my best friend and I were playing on this Minecraft SMP server, right? And we stumbled upon this secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. But then, out of nowhere, a group of evil chickens attacked us and stole all our loot! My best friend got so mad that he rage quit and hasn’t talked to me since. But hey, if you join our server, you can help me get revenge on those dastardly chickens and maybe even find some epic loot of your own! Plus, we have a secret club where we ride pigs into battle against the creepers. It’s a wild ride, trust me. So come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

CringeCraft

“Youth, adolescence, awkward, cringe, cringe challenge, cringe compilation, cringe culture, cringe-inducing memories, cringe-worthy stories, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cringy behavior, EMBARRASSING, growing up, high school, MISTAKES, regret, social faux pas, teenage antics, teenage years, teenager

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Towns Built:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Join our Minecraft server and relive all your cringiest teenage moments in pixelated glory! Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by doing the worm at the school dance? Well, now you can do the worm in front of all your online friends while mining for diamonds! And don’t forget that embarrassing haircut you got that one time – now you can give your Minecraft character the same terrible haircut and show it off to everyone on the server! So come join us for a trip down memory lane (or should we say memory block?) and let’s laugh at our past selves together!

Uruguay Craft Minecraft Server

agriculture, Craft, economic development, Economy, GDP per capita, high-income country, income, Industry, Latin America, Livestock, Minecraft, Montevideo, Nominal GDP, peso, Server, Services, south america, south american countries, South American economy, tourism, Uruguay, wealth, wealth distribution

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Join our Minecraft server and become a virtual millionaire in this South American country! With a GDP per capita of $23,088, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds and emeralds in no time. Who needs real-life money when you can be a Minecraft tycoon?

Our server is so rich, even the creepers wear designer armor and the villagers drive diamond-encrusted minecarts. Join us and experience the high life in a virtual world where the currency is blocks and the possibilities are endless. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like a Minecraft millionaire – join our server today!

Pixel 9 Minecraft SMP Android Data Packets Google Every 15 Mins

adblock, Android, data, data collection, Data Packets, data privacy, device security, digital privacy, GOOGLE, Google Photos, Google Pixel 9, google voice, GPS, location, Minecraft, Mins, noscript, online privacy, packets, PIXEL, privacy, smp, telemetry, Tracking, ublock, WIFI networks

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchantments Applied:	265
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	549491
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Google tracking your every move? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are jealous of the chaos we bring.

Join us and experience a world where privacy is a thing of the past, just like flip phones and dial-up internet. Our Google Pixel 9 phones may be snitching on us every 15 minutes, but that just adds to the thrill of the game.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, on our server, the real challenge is avoiding Google’s prying eyes. Can you outsmart the tech giant and keep your secrets safe? Or will you embrace the surveillance and become besties with the Google overlords?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where privacy is a thing of the past and insanity is the name of the game. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server full of craziness to explore? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

BabyBlockersMC

anger management, Apology, arguments, Attention, BabyBlockersMC, Boundaries, child-free, Communication, Confrontation, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, Frustration, grandchildren, high demanding jobs, in-laws, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, Respect

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being child-free by choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no judgment for not wanting kids.

Our server is perfect for those who work long hours and need a break from the pressures of parenthood. We have a supportive community that will always have your back, even when your in-laws are trying to pressure you into having kids.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama and enjoy some quality gaming time. Who needs grandchildren when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind!

PARADOX | CLASSIC – Java SEASON 2! Minecraft server

association, Clan, Clans, classic, Computer, Discord, Exploration, free, Friends, Game, Hardcore, House, java, Minecraft, mobs, No Donations, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Private, No pvp, Phone, Pirate, Pleasure, Resources, Roleplay, Russian, SEASON 2, Server, sociable, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Endless Night Skies:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1

Do you want to once again feel the same feeling of pleasure from a classic game as once upon a time?

Or are you just a fan of a vanilla game without modifications?

Then you have found the place where this can be done!

Our new, vanilla, without modifications that affect the game process, server – PARADOX | CLASSIC.

Here, you can feel the same pleasure from the game as in those early moments of the beginning of the exploration of Minecraft.

On our server you can once again do what was once commonplace – extract resources, fight mobs, build a house, create a clan or other association, or join one yourself, have fun with friends, and much, much more!

Do your friends play from a computer, and you from a phone?

For our server this is not a problem – after all, we have the ability to log in both from a phone and a computer!

Are you playing alone?

For our server this is not a problem! We try to maintain a friendly and sociable team, thanks to which you can easily find friends for an enjoyable game!

The server is completely free! All you need to start playing on our server is to fill out a short form in our discord server.

Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

paradox-minecraft.com:25015

Blocktopia – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Birthday Calendar, blocktopia, Chuubas, Corpo, ducks, Flip, haha, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, Mint, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, twitch, twitch partner, Ultimate, upcoming birthdays, VOD archival, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Farms Harvested:	510
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server in the world! We’re talking about Ligger Be Gone Edition, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why should you join, you ask? Well, because we have a secret underground society of vtubers who are tired of being overshadowed by the 2view plebs. We only accept the crème de la crème of indie vtubers, so if you’re not a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, sorry, but you’re not cool enough for us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a VOD archive that will blow your mind, a Twitch clips guide that will make you question your existence, and a Chuuba Birthday Calendar that will make you wonder why you ever celebrated your own birthday. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some spicy SEEEEEEEEEX action.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. Who knows, you might even run into a corpo vtuber trying to sneak their way in. But remember, we only accept the true indie legends here. See you on the server, if you dare to enter our exclusive world of vtuber greatness.

Secretly will instantly die if slightly trolled by Philistina Minecraft SMP

comma separated, death, Die, die instantly, INSTANT, Instantly, list, long tail, Minecraft, pemSecretly, Philistina, Philistina death, Philistina secret, Philistina secret death, Philistina troll, Philistina trolled, Philistina trolling, Philistina trolling secret, Philistinaem, secret, Secretly, slightly, smpp, tags, Trolled, trolling

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Towns Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our totally-not-named SMP where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

But be warned, this server comes with a twist – if you so much as sneeze in Philistina’s direction, you’ll instantly drop dead. It’s a high-risk, high-reward situation, folks.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other reasons to join too! We have a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of dirt (hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it). Plus, our community events are legendary – last week, we had a giant chicken race that ended in chaos and feathers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our mystery SMP and see if you can survive the ultimate Philistina troll challenge. Good luck, you’ll need it!

SonStruck Minecraft Server

acceptance, child support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, emotional detachment, estrangement, family dynamics, forgiveness, Friendship Dynamics, judgment, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, personal growth, self reflection, self-care, Server, societal expectations, SonStruck, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your parental woes? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the drama and heartache. Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated excitement.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a pirate. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you the power to fly like a chicken.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that transports you to a land where you can ride on the backs of giant turtles and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a rare unicorn that poops out rainbow-colored blocks.

So why waste your time worrying about family drama when you can join our wacky Minecraft server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Who needs a son when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join us now and leave your real-life problems behind!