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DateMeInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, baggage, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, DateMeInMinecraftSMP, DATING, emotions, Expectations, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, Insecurities, patience, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Divine Spears Created:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found, it’s like the holy grail of SMPs, I swear! So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically the richest players on the server, no cap. And get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our base from noobs trying to steal our loot, it’s epic!

But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy tradition where every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and go around pranking other players, it’s hilarious. And our leader is this dude who claims he’s actually Herobrine in disguise, like what even? But hey, it makes things interesting, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of a little bit of chaos and mayhem, in which case, stay far away from us, we don’t need any party poopers in our crew. Peace out, fellow gamers!

CrashCraft: Plane-Free Zone

Accidents, air travel, Airline (Industry), Aviation, concerns, Crashcraft, crashes, fear of flying, History, incidents, Memories, Nostalgia, past, PlaneFree, Planes, progress, Reliability, Safety, statistics, Technology, Transportation, travel, Zone

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5649	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Tired of living in fear every time you board a plane? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, planes never crash! That’s right, our virtual skies are always clear and your pilot skills will never be put to the test. Join us and experience the thrill of flying without the risk of plummeting to the ground in a fiery inferno. Plus, rumor has it that our planes are equipped with secret warp drives that can take you to hidden dimensions filled with diamonds and cake. So why wait? Join our server now and soar to new heights without the fear of crashing!

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Business, Canada, Diplomacy, Dispute, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, import/export, international relations, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s in minecraft, you know? like, imagine a world where you can build whatever you want and like, there are no rules, man. you can like, create your own crazy adventures and like, explore the wildest lands ever.

but wait, there’s more! we have like, this secret underground city where you can like, battle monsters and find hidden treasures. and like, the best part is that you can ride on giant chickens and fly around the whole server. it’s like, totally insane, dude.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can like, meet aliens and ride on unicorns? yeah, it’s like, out of this world, man.

so, like, if you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever, then like, come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever.

MuskCraft: Treasury Rift Exit

administration, controversy, current events, Departure, departure announcement, elon musk, exit, finance, Government, Musk allies, MuskCraft, News, Official, Politics, Report, resignation, Rift, Senior, tesla, Treasury, united states, us treasury

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Dimension Hops:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Farms Harvested:	786
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Crops Grown:	4441
Chimeras Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

so, like, imagine this, right? u got this super cool minecraft server where all the players are like, super tight with elon musk and his crew. but then, this senior us treasury official comes in and tries to mess things up, like, who does he think he is, right?

anyways, there’s all this drama and tension and finally, the official is like, peace out, i’m outta here. and now, the server is free from all that negativity and ready for some epic building and exploring with the musk squad.

if u wanna be part of this wild ride and hang out with elon musk’s allies, then u gotta join this server, like, right now. who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await u in this one-of-a-kind minecraft world. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft Murder

Abilities, Bases, Builds, Community, competitive, custom abilities, Datapack, Economy, Empire, Event, Friendly, Government, Industrial Revolution, Minecraft, murder, player, server reset, smp, Suggestions, Teams, vanilla features, War

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9982
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	8018
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Minecraft Murder Server Overview

Server Information	Seasonal server with regular resets
Features	Custom abilities using vanilla features Keep Inventory Hard Difficulty Plugins to counter griefing Anti chat reports Discord to Minecraft chat
Current Season Focus	Economy and simple custom abilities
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the End opening?	The End will open next weekend, so join now to take part in the fight!
Is the community friendly?	Yes, our community is friendly but also competitive.
Can my items or builds be destroyed?	No, you won’t have to risk your items or builds being destroyed.
What playstyles are allowed?	The server allows for a variety of playstyles, from peaceful farmer to building an empire.
Do you have a range of members?	Yes, we have members who have been here for over a year and newcomers.
Are there regular server resets?	Yes, but only once all members feel ready for it.

Sky Crash Chronicles 1.21.3

1.21.3, accident investigation, air crash investigation episodes, air crash investigations, air travel, aircraft accidents, aircraft incidents, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation disasters, aviation investigations, aviation safety, Chronicles, crash, crash analysis, crash causes, crash determination, DEI, DEI episodes, disaster investigation, investigation findings, plane crashes, SKY

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the drugs, man. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the true meaning of blocky bliss. Trust me, your mind will be blown like a TNT explosion in a mine shaft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

ChairSwapCraft

aita, apartment living, cat, cat behavior, chair, ChairSwapCraft, Communication, damaged chair, damaged property, Furniture, pet behavior, pet ownership, pet supervision, reimbursement, reimbursement dispute, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, roommates

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	412
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my roommate’s accusations against my innocent kitten? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure filled with drama, tears, and broken headphones (not by my cat, I swear).

Our server is so intense, it’ll make you question whether you should reimburse your roommate for a slightly damaged chair or not. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to keep the “ruined” chair as a gift instead of getting a new one.

But be warned, our server is so chaotic that even your cat might get involved in the drama. Just make sure to keep your door closed to avoid any headphone cable disasters.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as my roommate’s emotions, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to fix that chair with some glue and a little bit of cat magic.

CraftySteve in Minecraft SMP

9-5, career, CraftySteve, daily routine, Minecraft, occupation, office, screen name duties, Screen name job, screen name job description, screen name job duties, screen name job responsibilities, screen name job tasks, screen name job title, screen name profession, screen name responsibilities, screen name role, screen name tasks, screen name title, screen name workday, smp, work

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

LOL, imagine if your screen name was like, “MinecraftKing69” or “DiamondMiner420”, that would be so epic, bro! Like, all day, every day, you’d be mining for diamonds and ruling over your Minecraft kingdom, haha! And then at 5, you’d be like, “Time to clock out and go slay some creepers in the real world, yo!” Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies and maybe even become the next Minecraft King or Queen, who knows? Just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because things can get pretty crazy in our world, lol!

NoGoToThatLand

Adventure, Country, culture, decision, Destination, Disappointment, Experience, Explore, Foreign, Journey, Memories, mistake, never again, NoGoToThatLand, passport, regret, Revisit, tourism, travel, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ores Mined:	4094	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Dragon Eggs Found:	5986	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Remember that one time you decided to visit the Land of Explosive Sheep? Yeah, that’s a country you’ll never want to go back to. But fear not, because our Minecraft server is nothing like that chaotic place! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you’ve experienced the madness that awaits you on our server. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

TremendousCraft: USA vs World

Brazil, China, Diplomacy, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global market, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, Protection, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, TremendousCraft, trump, US interests, Usa, world, world leaders

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mines Excavated:	4985	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

so like, u know how trump is always talkin bout tariffs and stuff? well, on this server, we got our own tariffs but they’re like, totally fun and not political at all. we got china, india, and brazil all makin these crazy tariffs and u gotta protect ur own interests by joinin our server. it’s like a virtual trade war but with blocks and stuff. come join us and see if u can outsmart these tremendous tariff-makers. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.