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CraftyUkrainianWarriors

Army, Claims, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarriors, Defense, defense forces, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, international relations, kyiv, Military, military buildup, military power, military strength, nato, Russian troops, SECURITY, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s military is now 880,000 strong and they are facing off against 600,000 russian troops in an epic battle for survival!

build your own base, gather resources, and fight alongside the ukrainian army as they defend their land from the evil russians!

with intense pvp battles, crazy custom plugins, and non-stop action, this server is not for the faint of heart. join now and be a part of the most epic minecraft war in history!

Toothless Baby Toy Consultant

babies, baby, baby development, baby industry, baby products, baby teething, baby teething toys, Career Change, Career Transition, consultant, Consulting, dental consulting, dental health, employment opportunities, Expertise, innovation, Job Search, oral care, teething toys, tooth loss, toothless, toothless consulting, Toy

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? well do i have a server for u! it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns, but instead of rainbows, it’s blocks and instead of unicorns, it’s creepers. but don’t worry, they’re friendly creepers. they just want hugs.

join our server and u can build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. and guess what? there’s a secret treasure hidden in the depths of the nether. but be careful, there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards it.

oh, and did i mention that if u join our server, u might just find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees? it’s true, i swear.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the adventure begin! oh, and if u have no/few teeth, don’t worry. we might just have a job for u consulting on teething toys for babies. it’s a win-win situation, really.

Ironclad Factions

auction house, Community, Competitive Experience, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Factions, Fair Play, Ironclad, MCMMO, No Duping, Open-world combat, PvE, PvP, rules, Skill Progression, Staff, strategy, teamwork, Trading, Updates

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Minecraft Server Information:

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us:

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles.

Get Started:

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!

PixelCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Bing, Characters, civitai, ComfyUI, controlnet, Copilot, Day at the pool, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, LoRa Training, models, Online Image Generators, OP Pasta, pixelcraft, porn, prompts, Realms, Related boards, Samplers, SDG, SLOP, Tags for Prompting, Tensor, Trash, udg, VG, vtai, ydg

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	354	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever! We got pools, we got memes, we got Bing/Copilot image generators for all your meme needs. Join us for a wild ride filled with models, embeddings, characters, and prompts that will make your brain explode (in a good way, I promise). Plus, we have LoRa Training scripts that will turn you into a Minecraft wizard faster than you can say “AMD GPU.” Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and become a part of the degen community!

LaptopLurkerCraft

alt account, boundaries crossed, discovering secrets, horrified expression, horse genitalia, horse porn, horse stuff, kinks, LaptopLurkerCraft, NSFW, open laptop, overreaction, privacy invasion, reddit account, relationship argument, saved folder, sexual compatibility, sexually compatible, trust breach, wanking off, weird fascination

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8090	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for the chance to experience a world filled with horse-related shenanigans that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. From horse races to building stables, the possibilities are endless on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers a unique twist on PvP battles where players can ride into battle on their trusty steeds, adding a whole new level of strategy and chaos to the game.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and unforgettable moments. Just be sure to keep an eye out for any open laptops lying around, you never know what secrets they may hold!

SnackAddictMC SMP

Addictive, Binge Eating, CHIPS, Chocolate, COOKIES, crackers, cravings, DELICIOUS, Food, guilty pleasure, indulgence, Munchies, nuts, Popcorn, pretzels, SALTY, satisfying, smp, snack, SnackAddictMC, SWEET, Treat

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	100305	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build and stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a mix of Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a rollercoaster ride through a volcano.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of wild llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And if you can defeat them, the treasure is all yours!

But that’s not all, folks. This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you can bust a move with a creeper without getting blown up, you win a special prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most absurd, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always bring a snack that you can’t stop eating until it’s all gone – you’re gonna need the energy for all the craziness that’s about to go down!

TikTokBlockParty

brain rot, Censorship, Content Creation, data privacy, digital addiction, Digital culture, Entertainment, government intervention., information sharing, national security, online trends, social influence, social media, social-networking, Technology, tiktok, TikTokBlockParty, US, video sharing app, viral videos, youth culture

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of your brain turning into mush from scrolling through TikTok all day? Well, fear not because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as all that brain rot magically disappears as you embark on epic adventures, build insane creations, and battle creepers like a boss. Who needs TikTok when you can have a blast on our server? Join now and say goodbye to brain rot forever!

CraftyCeasefire2021

biden, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCeasefire2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, Politics, prime minister, qatar, success, Truce, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

so like, u know how qatar is all like, in the middle east and stuff? well guess what, their prime minister is all like, “yo, thanks biden and trump for helping us out with this ceasefire.” like, can u imagine biden and trump teaming up to stop all the fighting? that’s some crazy stuff right there.

anyways, if u wanna be part of something as wild as that, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the craziest builds and the most epic battles u can imagine. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave once u join.

so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of something truly insane. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Brain Vat Simulator

artificial reality, Brain, brain in a vat, Cognitive science, Consciousness, epistemology, existentialism, mind manipulation, perception deception, philosophical inquiry., philosophical paradox, philosophical thought experiment, reality questioning, reality simulation, sensory manipulation, sensory perception, simulated inputs, simulated outputs, SIMULATOR, skepticism, thought experiment, VAT, virtual reality

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mines Excavated:	3119	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a brain in a vat with simulated inputs and outputs. u won’t even be able to tell if ur in the matrix or not. u could be a potato for all we know. but who cares when u can build giant statues of urself out of diamond blocks and ride around on flying pigs shooting lasers out of ur eyes. come join us for the most mind-bending, potato-loving, laser-shooting fun u will ever have in ur life. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. or maybe just a really weird dream. who knows? just come play with us and find out!

Crop Attackers Unleashed

agricultural innovation, agricultural science, agriculture, Attack, Attackers, CAES, crop, crop damage, crop protection, crop yield, crops, cyst nematodes, DISCOVER, food security, nematology, Pest Management, plant diseases, plant pathology, research, scientists, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture, Unleashed

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	289	Ores Mined:	1957
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magic Items Found:	8865
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who are like, super smart and stuff. They figured out how these crazy cyst nematodes are attacking crops in the game. It’s like a mystery that needs to be solved, dude! Join us and help save the virtual world from these evil nematodes. Plus, we have a secret underground lab where you can do experiments and stuff. It’s totally rad, bro! So come on and join us for some nerdy fun and epic adventures!