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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9773 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or try your luck at surviving a zombie apocalypse where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to dance the night away.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of exploding. And did we mention that all the diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate?
So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And hey, they’re on sale btw, so it’s practically a steal!