But yeah, back to the question, the subtle sign is when they start speaking in binary code and solving complex math problems in the chat. Like, who even does that in Minecraft, am I right? But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. So if you wanna be part of the coolest, craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community ever, hit us up and join the fun! Plus, we have a rule that you can only mine diamonds with a carrot, just to keep things interesting. So yeah, come join us and let’s make some epic memories together!
First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.
We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and build your very own rollercoaster that launches you into space!
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Join us if you want to show off your superior intelligence and outsmart your fellow players in epic battles of wits and strategy. Our server is like a virtual Mensa meeting, but with creepers and diamond swords.
Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if anyone can outsmart him. Will you be the one to crack the code and earn his respect? Join now and prove that you’re not as dumb as the majority of people think!
Join us and witness the legend of Steve, the most intelligent Minecraft player to ever grace the virtual world. Legend has it that he once built an entire castle made out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes, all while juggling chickens and riding a pig.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell jokes about creepers and villagers.
So come on down and join our wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and laugh until your sides hurt. Who needs serious gameplay when you can have a blast with us?
Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual house without worrying about someone forging a POA in your name. Our server is so secure, even the most skilled loan officer, title officer, and notary couldn’t pull off a heist like that!
And if you’re tired of your stepdaughter lying about hanging out with her “bubbie” instead of spending time with you, come join us for some family-friendly fun. We promise there will be no toxic family members allowed – just good old-fashioned Minecraft shenanigans.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a virtual world where the only fraud you’ll encounter is someone stealing your diamonds. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a real-life financial scandal.
Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and design the wedding of your dreams, without any interference from disapproving in-laws. Plus, we have a special “Bridal Dress Sample Sale” event where you can find the perfect dress at 60% off, just like in real life (but without the drama)!
Join us now and say “I do” to a stress-free wedding planning experience on our hilarious Minecraft server. Who needs a future MIL’s opinion when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build happily ever after together!
If you wanna unlock new directions for discoverin’ therapies for anxiety and PTSD, then this server is where it’s at! We got mice scientists, brain switches, and all the insanity you could ever dream of. So come on and join the fun, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🐭🧠🚀
This server is still under construction!
What awaits you? – No real money shop – Self-built spawn – Nice and experienced server team – Nette Community – Vote rewards – Regular events – Pets – Auction House – Fly with in-game money (authorization can be purchased in the shop) – /ec with in-game money (authorization can be purchased in the shop) – and much more
play.uncrafted-mc.de
51.89.241.234:25576
| Java & Bedrock IP | play.broomstix.net |
|---|---|
| Default Ports | — |
| Discord Server (w/ Voice Channels) | https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8 |
| Online In-game Map | https://map.broomstix.net/ |
Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Yes, the server has custom enchantments, teleportation options for mobs, and a bartering economy system.
Yes, you can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.
No, griefing is not allowed on this server.
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a giant flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about digging for diamonds in a cave that leads straight to the center of the earth where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!