so, like, this server is, like, totally cool, man. we got no racial bias, just like in soccer, ya know? we did a study and found out that players don’t care about skin color when it comes to giving out penalties. so, like, come join us and be part of this totally non-racist community, bro. we don’t judge based on skin tone, we judge based on how many diamonds you can mine in an hour. it’s a totally fair and unbiased way to play, dude. plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s mine some diamonds together, man!
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NostalgicCraft80s
Are you tired of living in the boring present and longing for the good ol’ days of the 80s and 90s? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will transport you back to a time when neon colors and big hair ruled the world!Join our server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip with pixelated versions of your favorite 80s and 90s icons. Build your own retro-themed world complete with cassette tape decorations and giant Rubik’s cubes. And don’t forget to dress your character in leg warmers and fanny packs for the full throwback experience!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where dinosaurs still roam the earth and disco never died. Will you be brave enough to venture through and discover the truth behind this mysterious portal?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and relive the glory days of the 80s and 90s like never before!
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Pixel Perfect Photography Server
so, like, u ever feel like ur minecraft skin is just, like, not doin u justice? like, maybe u look in the mirror and u think, dang, i wish i could look as good as my minecraft character? well, do i have the server for u!this server is like a magical makeover studio for ur minecraft self. we got the best photographers in the game, ready to make u look like a million diamonds. they’ll take ur pic and edit it so u look like a total blocky babe. u won’t even recognize urself!
join our server and get ready to slay all day with ur new and improved minecraft look. trust me, once u see urself in all ur pixelated glory, u’ll never wanna log off. so come on, what r u waiting for? join now and become the minecraft model u were always meant to be!
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SmartDumbassCraft
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!Join our server if you want to prove to the world that eating a whole block of cheese in one sitting is a sign of true intelligence. That’s right, forget about solving complex math problems or mastering a new language, all you need to do is show off your cheese-eating skills to join our elite group of players.
But that’s not all! Our server also believes that speaking only in pig Latin is the key to unlocking your full potential. So get ready to brush up on your oink oink language skills and impress your fellow players with your linguistic prowess.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that the legendary Minecraft player, Steve, himself frequents our server in search of players who can out-build him in a competition of epic proportions. So join now and show Steve who’s boss with your insane building skills!
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and show the world that being a little bit dumb can actually be a sign of true intelligence!
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Infinite Space – Almost Nothing
hey u, ya u, do u wanna join da craziest minecraft server eva? well u betta cuz dis server is like no otha. we got pigs flyin around like they own da place, creepers dancin to disco music, and zombies doin da cha cha slide. but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground lair where u can find da rarest diamonds and emeralds. oh, and did i mention dat our server is guarded by a giant chicken dat shoots lasers out of its eyes? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience da madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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Crafty Language Land
hEY yOu! yES yOU! yOU wANNA hAVE tHE bEST tIME oF yOUR lIFE iN mINECRAFT? wELL cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER! wE hAVE pINK pONIES tHAT fLY aND sHOOT rAINBOWS oUT tHEIR bUTTS! yOU cAN bUILD a cASTLE mADE oF cANDY aND rULE oVER a kINGDOM oF uNICORNS! wE aLSO hAVE a sECRET tREASURE hIDDEN iN tHE dEEP dARK cAVES tHAT cAN oNLY bE fOUND bY dANCING lIKE a cHICKEN fOR 10 mINUTES sTRAIGHT! sO cOME oN dOWN tO oUR sERVER aND hAVE tHE tIME oF yOUR lIFE!
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Sun Locator’s Blindness
come join our epic minecraft server where the sun plays tricks on you! if you can find the sun without looking at it, then looking at it will make you forget where it is for a bit! it’s like a crazy game of hide and seek with the sun, but in minecraft! who knew the sun could be so sneaky? join now for a chance to outsmart the sun and show off your mad skills!
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Light Switch Fails at Dusk
u ever been in a room and u turn on a light and suddenly it feels like the darkness is creepin in even more? well that’s how u gonna feel when u join this server. except instead of darkness, it’s gonna be FUN AND CHAOS. like, u think u know what minecraft is all about but u ain’t seen nothin yet. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of wackiness and u gotta be there to experience it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond hidden in the server, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical enderman. so come on, join us and let’s turn on the light in this room of adventure and see what crazy stuff happens next!
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Copycat Craftville
join our server becos it’s like the wild wild west but with creepers and pigs instead of cowboys and horses. we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night and the zombies are the bouncers.also, we have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, and if you ride it backwards you get teleported to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds.
oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil ender dragon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come join us on this crazy adventure and be part of the only place where copying new jersey is actually cool.
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Roomy Elephants Digging Craft
hav u ever seen an elephant in a room? well, now u can in our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life. we have elephants that can fly and shoot lasers out of their trunks. u can ride them into battle against evil unicorns and giant chickens.we also have a secret underground base where u can find treasures beyond ur wildest dreams. but be careful, there are traps everywhere and u might end up in a room full of angry llamas.
if u survive all that, u can join our epic dance party with the villagers and creepers. we have a dj booth made out of diamonds and u can request ur favorite tunes like “creeper, aw man” on repeat.
so come join us at Elephant In The Room and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!