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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3758 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 300380 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.