One minute you could be rockin’ some bell bottoms and disco tunes from the 70s, then BAM, you’re in the neon-colored world of the 80s with some rad synth-pop blarin’. And don’t even get me started on the 90s, we got grunge, boy bands, and Tamagotchis for days.
Join us on dis wild ride through time and see if you can handle the non-stop party that is our Minecraft server. It’s like a never-ending blast from the past, and you won’t wanna miss out, trust me. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to groove through the ages with us. Let’s do this!
our players have reported feeling like time is zooming by because they are having so much fun building, exploring, and battling mobs. it’s like time warp but in blocky form!
as you get older, time speeds up even more on our server. it’s like a time machine, but instead of going back in time, you’re zooming into the future at warp speed!
so come on over and join us on our time-bending, mind-blowing minecraft server. who needs reality when you have a server that makes time fly faster than a rocket ship?
Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.
So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
u gotta join this server cuz it’s gonna mess with ur brain in the best way possible. u’ll be buildin a house and suddenly it’s been a whole day in minecraft time but only an hour in real life. it’s, liek, time dilation but with creepers and pigs.
come join us on this mind-bending journey through the space-time continuum in minecraft. who needs a clock when u got this server messin with ur perception of time? it’s gonna be a trip, man.
We are driven to provide a friendly, engaging and fair Minecraft community for everyone. Our server is intended to be a place to have fun alone or with your friends. We are a Minecraft semi–vanilla server with a friendly community, districts, and big projects in mind. We aim to offer a true-to-vanilla survival experience, adding a few quality of life vanilla-tweaks.
| Features |
|---|
| Friendly & helpful community with over 200 members! |
| Active owners & mature staff team |
| PVP is toggleable |
| Gaming & Shopping District (currency being diamonds) |
| Whitelist Only |
| Live Map of our 20k x 20k Map |
| Grief protection against griefers and hackers! |
Come join us today and meet our awesome community! Join us on Discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is PVP mandatory on the server? | No, PVP is toggleable on our server. |
| How can I join the server? | You need to be whitelisted to join our server. You can apply through our Discord server. |
| Do you have a protection system against griefers? | Yes, we have grief protection in place to prevent griefers and hackers from causing damage. |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep Army, led by a fearless sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot. Join forces with Sir Baa-a-lot and his army to conquer dungeons, slay dragons, and spread joy and chaos throughout the land.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the mystical Unicorn Island, where unicorns roam free and rainbows never end. But beware, the island is also home to the mischievous Llama Mafia, who will stop at nothing to protect their turf.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at the /cum/ palace edish for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright absurd. See you in the game!
Forget about Jollibee stocks, we’ve got virtual diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to mine. And who needs a coffee chain in Korea when you can have your own virtual coffee shop in our server? Plus, rumor has it that Jollibee himself might make an appearance in our world in 5 years – now that’s a deal you don’t want to miss!
So come join us and let’s turn those financial woes into virtual victories. Who needs the stock market when you’ve got a Minecraft server to conquer? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to success – one block at a time!
Join our server and let your son unleash his inner baseball fashionista. Say goodbye to unwanted gear surprises and hello to a world where he can be grateful for exactly what he wants. Plus, who knows, maybe he’ll even find a magical enchanted bat that gives him superpowers on the field! Don’t let your son miss out on this epic opportunity to choose his own gear and dominate the game in style. Join now and let the baseball adventures begin!
Need a break from the monotony of adult life? Come build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks or ride a pig off a cliff just for fun. Our server is the perfect place to let your inner child run wild (literally, we have a petting zoo full of baby zombies).
So why waste your time paying bills and going to work when you could be mining for diamonds and battling giant spiders with your friends? Join our server today and say goodbye to adulting forever! (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any addiction to Minecraft that may occur)