if you join our server, you will be able to fly on a magic carpet and battle dragons with a sword made of cheese. plus, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build a castle made of marshmallows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!
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Finger Fun Land
join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds and cake. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. but don’t worry, you can ride a unicorn to safety. -
NoobMasterFlex Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our server is run by a 32-year-old computer science genius who just learned how to do percentages in a calculator. If that doesn’t scream “quality server,” I don’t know what does.Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!
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HighCrafters420: VapeNation2023
Yo, dis server be like a trip to the moon, but without the rocket ship, ya feel me? We got so many players on here using their creative juices like they just smoked a whole field of cannabis. And don’t even get me started on the hallucinogens, we got players building castles in the sky and riding dragons made out of rainbow blocks.But wait, there’s more! Our vaping game is on point, with younger players blowing clouds bigger than a thunderstorm. It’s like a party in the clouds, except instead of rain, we got diamonds falling from the sky.
So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?). Let’s get lit and build some epic sh*t together!
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PlugPullProbs: 99% Battery Lie
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell knock knock jokes.one time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and everyone’s headphones exploded. true story bro.
we have a secret underground base where the villagers throw raves every saturday night. you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdancing to dubstep.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet ender dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.
so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful not to get lost in the maze of llamas wearing top hats.
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ParentalFavChildNotBehaved
so, like, u know how sometimes u gotta deal with parents who are all like “behave, be good, do ur chores”? well, not on this server, fam! we encourage chaos and mischief like it’s our job.join us if u wanna be the black sheep of the minecraft community. we don’t want no goody two-shoes here, we want the rebels, the troublemakers, the ones who like to stir things up.
we have crazy events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, “Wacky Wednesday” where we all wear silly costumes and prank each other, and “Freaky Friday” where we turn the whole server upside down just for fun.
trust us, this server is where the party’s at. come join us and let your inner troublemaker run wild. who needs to behave when u can have this much fun?
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Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones but with more enchantments and less dragons and wolves and more cubical houses and creepers.
Minecraft Server Overview:
Introduction In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants. Geopolitics We also have resources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. Plugins - Dynmap
- McMMO
- Essentials
- GriefPrevention
- SilkSpawner
- CrazyEnchants
How to Join:
First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in, a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts:
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main)
– Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
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Pixel Boobs Minecraft Server
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where we encourage you to show off your wife’s tits for all to see! But wait, there’s more – not only can you flaunt your partner’s assets, but other players can rate them too! It’s like a virtual hot or not for pixelated boobies. Join us for a titillating time filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knew Minecraft could be so risqué? So come on, what are you waiting for? Show us what you’ve got (or what your wife’s got) and let the fun begin! -
HelpMeInThisMinecraftSMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the adventures are wilder than a herd of stampeding llamas!Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, from building epic castles to starting your own OnlyFans empire with your in-game girlfriend (who may or may not be a white hello kitty obsessed with your pixelated peen).
We’ve got players who are willing to do whatever it takes to make a buck, even if it means pimping out their virtual partners for some sweet, sweet Minecraft diamonds. And hey, if you’re into rough stuff like drinking spit and dominating your fellow players, you’ll fit right in!
So come on down to our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild – just remember, no pegging allowed (unless you’re into that sort of thing)! Join now and let the chaos begin!
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MommaMinecraftServer
🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is more intense than a creeper explosion! 🤣Looking for a server where you can navigate through stepfamily dynamics crazier than a herd of wild pigs? Look no further! Join us and witness the epic saga of a stepmom (36f) trying to navigate her role with her stepdaughter (14f) who prefers listening to voice recordings of her deceased mom over seeking comfort from her stepmom. 🤯
Experience the thrill of marriage counseling sessions where the husband (40m) accuses his wife of being jealous of voice recordings and the wife wonders if she’s the AH for not being closer to her stepdaughter. 😂
Join now for a chance to witness more drama than a soap opera and build your own virtual family that’s (hopefully) less dysfunctional than this one! 🤪💥 #MinecraftMadness