so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where we all pretend to be french soldiers and increase our military spending in minecraft? like, we start at 2.1% but then we go all out and bump it up to 5% of our GDP. it’s like, so intense and epic, you gotta join us and show off your military strategy skills while building up your own little army in the game. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can roleplay as a french soldier and take over the minecraft world with your mad military skills? come join us and let’s conquer together!
MacAttack Minecraft Server
Back Seat Gamers United
so u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves.
our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, the elusive pink sheep that drops rainbow wool when you shear it. imagine building a house out of rainbow wool, it’s like living in a technicolor dream world!
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether? hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past lava lakes and ghasts trying to shoot you down.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!
SmokMC
Minecraft Server Overview
Language Server Type Features Contact Information English Survival – Seeking investors for financial support
– Offering benefits and advantages to investors
– Open to legal discussions for agreementsDiscord: vendoopelcorsa
IP Address: smokmc.funSpanish Survival – Buscando inversores para apoyo financiero
– Ofreciendo beneficios y ventajas a inversores
– Abierto a discusiones legales para acuerdosDiscord: vendoopelcorsa
Dirección IP: smokmc.funFAQ
1. ¿Qué tipo de servidor es?
El servidor actualmente es de tipo Survival, pero estamos intentando introducir más juegos en el futuro.
2. ¿Por qué están buscando inversionistas?
Estamos pasando por una crisis financiera y necesitamos apoyo económico para mantener el servidor en funcionamiento.
3. ¿Qué beneficios tendrán los inversores?
Los inversores recibirán un porcentaje de las ganancias generadas por el servidor, así como otras ventajas y beneficios dentro del servidor.
4. ¿Cómo puedo contactar al dueño del servidor?
Puedes contactar al dueño a través de Discord con el usuario vendoopelcorsa o visitando la dirección IP del servidor: smokmc.fun.
Pixel Snowflake Land
ok so like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually unicorns in disguise. yea, you heard me right. unicorns playing minecraft. and not just any unicorns, but ones that can fly and shoot rainbow lasers out of their horns. like, how cool is that?and get this, the entire server is made out of cotton candy and chocolate. you can literally eat your way through the world while building epic structures with your rainbow laser powers. plus, there’s a secret underground disco where all the unicorns go to party and dance the night away.
oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing kittens serenades you? yea, that’s right. adorable little kittens singing your praises as you become the richest unicorn in all the land.
so come join us on this magical, fantastical, totally bonkers minecraft server. who needs reality when you can be a rainbow-shooting unicorn in a world made of candy? let’s make minecraft great again, one rainbow laser at a time.
SmokMC
Minecraft Server Overview
Description Owner: [Owner’s Name] Discord: .m0chii IP Address: smokmc.fun Current Game Mode: Survival (Expanding to more games) FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)
Q: What is the purpose of seeking investors for the server?
A: The server is currently facing a financial crisis and requires financial contribution for maintenance and expansion.
Q: What benefits do investors receive?
A: Investors will have advantages within the server and will be part of the administrative leadership.
Q: How will profits be shared with investors?
A: Investors will receive a percentage of profits generated by the server, in addition to other profits being reinvested into the server.
Q: What qualities are you looking for in potential investors?
A: The server is seeking serious individuals who are capable of discussing financial contributions and agreements.
Insults Drive GDP Haircuts
So, like, this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to escape all the haters and hairdressers trying to bring you down, ya know? Like, you can build your own world and show off your epic haircuts to all the other players. Plus, like, if you join, you’ll get a free diamond sword to slay all those haters who try to diss your sick style. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground salon where you can get the freshest cuts in all of Minecraft. So come join us, and let’s show the world that hairdresser cars are actually super cool.MineCrafty90Plus
join this epic minecraft server where the diamonds are as rare as a unicorn riding a rainbow! our creepers are trained to do the macarena dance before they explode, giving you just enough time to run away and scream like a little chicken!build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by flying pigs with laser eyes!
our villagers have a secret underground society where they throw wild parties and trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots.
explore our custom dungeons filled with treasure chests that only open if you solve a riddle or tell a joke that makes the skeletons laugh!
so come on down to our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti!
ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John
join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.
if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.
plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.
so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.
DungTossersUnite
come join our minecraft server where dung is thrown at you for free! yes, you heard that right, free dung throwing for all players! who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of dodging flying poop while trying to build their dream castle?but that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. imagine the riches you could gather just by hunting these majestic creatures!
and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yes, you read that correctly, a giant chicken with laser eyes.
so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might just become the dung dodging, diamond hunting, giant chicken slaying champion of the server!