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Quarter of the Void 1.20.5

ejaculations, per second, Void, per minute, Ego

Join our Minecraft server and escape the overwhelming pressure of millions of ejaculations happening every second in America!

Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.

College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

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DigitsCraft

Evolution, Mathematics, Fingers, human anatomy, hand anatomy

LOL join dis minecraft server cuz we got ten fingers and dat means we got da best numbers yo. imagine if we only had like 3 fingers, den we’d be counting like “one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve” like wut even is dat??! so join dis server and let’s count to infinity together with all our fingers yo. plus we got diamond armor dat makes u invincible and creepers dat explode rainbows instead of blowing up yo house. come join da finger counting fun!

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SiameseCraft: Double Trouble

shared responsibility, conjoined twins, Legal System, moral quandaries, legal questions

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin. dis server is so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that do the cha cha slide, and cows that can breakdance better than u.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves. they will rain down diamonds and golden apples upon u, making u the richest player in alllll the land. u will be able to ride a unicorn through a rainbow and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a smile on ur face.

but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers that will make u the ultimate minecraft warrior. u will be able to build a castle in the sky, tame a pack of wild wolves to do ur bidding, and summon a herd of llamas to spit on ur enemies.

so, what r u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, if one Siamese twin is convicted of murder, would the other one have to go to jail? just kidding, that has nothing to do with anything. just join the server, okay? cool, see u there!

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Melio: Where you’ll walk so much you’ll wish we had teleports! Version 1.21

Vanilla, Lax, TerraformGenerator, Permanent Map, walk

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins, TerraformGenerator for custom world generation
Rules	Minimal rules, trust system in place
Events	Regular events and minigames
Map	Permanent world with no resets planned

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to apply through the Discord link provided in the overview above.

Q: What kind of players are welcome on the server?

A: All players are welcome, whether you are a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles. The community is inclusive and welcoming.

Q: Are there specific timezones for server events?

A: Yes, the server events will revolve around east asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

Q: Are there any major plugins used on the server?

A: The only significant non-vanilla plugin used on the server is TerraformGenerator for custom world generation.

Q: Are there any restrictions on base locations?

A: There are no rules on base locations, but some players have settled their bases close to each other near spawn.

Q: Are there any special features on the server?

A: The server focuses on playing together as a community with minimal plugins to keep the gameplay as vanilla as possible.

CrowdCraft Server: Outage Edition!

OUTAGE, world, Crowdstrike, cloud security, Global Outage

lmao dis server be lit fam, like a creepa exploding in ur face but in a good way ya know? we got so much chaos goin on u wont even know what hit u. join us and be part of da madness, like when a bunch of pigs start flyin in da sky. u wont find a server like dis anywhere else, we got more glitches than a herd of sheep runnin into a wall. come join us and be part of the mayhem, like when a zombie horde takes over a village but everyone’s just laughin and havin a good time. so what u waitin for? come join us and experience da craziest Minecraft server u ever seen, like when a bunch of chickens start doin the cha-cha slide. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, den u can go play wit da boring servers.

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BitCraft Server: It’s Over for Bitcoin!

Digital Currency, bubble burst, financial collapse, digital economy, decentralized

Are you tired of mining for boring old Bitcoin? Well, say goodbye to the digital currency world and join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got diamonds, emeralds, and all the valuable resources you could ever want – no need for that pesky cryptocurrency anymore!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cake (yes, you read that right).

So why waste your time on Bitcoin when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and say goodbye to boring financial investments – it’s time to invest in fun!

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Crafty Baldur’s Gate 3 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Crafty, discussions, Characters, Storyline

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest fantasies of romancing the NPCs! That’s right, forget about building a farm or fighting off creepers, here you can woo and seduce all the villagers to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Dating Show, where players compete for the affections of the most eligible dragon in all of Minecraft. Will you be able to win over the heart of this fiery beauty and live happily ever after in the End dimension?

Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs diamonds when you can have a steamy romance with a pixelated villager? Let the love (and the laughs) begin!

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GlitchCraft: London Exchange & Co.

Cascade of Failures, Airlines, Disrupted Services, IT problems, Banks

join our epic minecraft server and experience technical glitches like never before! our server is so lit that even banks, airlines, and the london stock exchange are reporting issues because they can’t handle the madness!

imagine trying to build a house only for it to disappear into thin air, or trying to mine diamonds but ending up with a bunch of dirt instead. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

we’ve got players from all over the world experiencing these insane glitches, from the US to Asia and beyond. it’s like a global party of mayhem and confusion!

so come join us and embrace the madness. who needs a functioning server when you can have this much fun?!

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WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

boundary setting, family dynamics, event etiquette, guest list, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any entitled kids sticking their fingers in the wedding cake before the bride and groom cut it! Our server is a safe haven from preteen predators and society menaces – we guarantee you won’t find any nipple-pinching shenanigans here!

Join our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise that no one will throw a fit and throw themselves on the ground if they don’t get their way – unless, of course, it’s part of an epic Minecraft battle!

Don’t worry about your soon-to-be sister-in-law causing drama on our server. We have a strict no-drama policy, so you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time with fellow Minecrafters. And if anyone tries to bring their entitled kids to the server, we’ll kick them out faster than you can say “blocky drama.”

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re the master of your own blocky destiny – no entitled kids allowed!

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InkCraft: Bacteria Edition

tattoo industry, manufacturers, health risks, tattoo infection, tattoo safety

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER, WE GOT TATTOO INK THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! OUR INK IS INFECTED WITH BACTERIA THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE LOGGING INTO OUR SERVER AND SUDDENLY YOU CAN FLY LIKE A CHICKEN AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS FROM YOUR EYES! ALL THANKS TO OUR MAGICAL INK!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR PERMANENT MAKEUP INK WILL MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GLAMOROUS ZOMBIE QUEEN! WHO NEEDS A FACE LIFT WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A FACE MELT INSTEAD?

SO HURRY AND JOIN OUR SERVER NOW BEFORE THE CDC SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO EPIC! #BACTERIAPOWER #INKEDANDDANGEROUS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

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