Pepper Spray MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

Tourists, Slippery, East Coast, Captivity, Breed

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

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AgeLieCraft

Manager, unwanted advances, fear, self defense, lying..

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a thrilling experience that will have you questioning reality!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious figure appears and starts asking you personal questions. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Our server is equipped with virtual pepper spray and tasers to keep unwanted visitors at bay.

And that’s not all – if you ever encounter a creepy stalker who somehow manages to find you on social media years later, our server will teleport you to a safe location where no weirdos can bother you.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy encounters you’ll come across next!

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ParisCraft Server: LOLlympics Edition

Edition, anticipation, athletes, Paris, concerns

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that’s more exciting than the Olympics in Paris? Well, look no further because on our server, there’s always something crazy happening!

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding action and epic battles like never before. We promise you won’t be bored because there’s always the possibility of a surprise attack…but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, the only question is how big the next attack will be! Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and unpredictable world. See you there, brave adventurers!

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CraftyAnxiety Minecraft Server

OLED, mental illness, digital anxiety, stress, Minecraft

Are you tired of staring at pixelated screens all day? Do you suffer from OLED anxiety, where you can’t handle the crisp, clear images on your devices? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so incredibly based that even the most advanced OLED screens will tremble in fear at the sight of our blocky world. Join us and experience a whole new level of anxiety-inducing graphics that will make your eyes pop out of their sockets (figuratively, of course). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most pixelated, anxiety-inducing server out there!

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Verda Realms SMP: The Search for Steve’s Missing Pickaxe (smp factions)

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Dynmap: Preview of our world Medieval Factions: Claim land, build communities, join nations Large Biomes Currencies
Server Requirements	No mods required
Whitelist	Players must be at least 15+ and join the Discord to apply

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/uaP9QsBU and follow the instructions for whitelist application.

2. What is Dynmap and how can I use it?

Dynmap is a tool that provides a live map of the server world. You can access it at http://45.85.250.88:31966/ to explore and plan your adventures.

3. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can claim land and invite friends to build your own community or join existing nations to collaborate with other players.

HellCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Helldivers, PS5, elite fighting force, Third-person Shooter, war status

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, come join our server where you can be a Helldiver fighting off alien threats in an interstellar struggle!

Picture this: you and your squad of elite fighters battling it out on contested planets, completing missions to liberate worlds and achieve total strategic victory. And get this – the galactic campaign randomly changes based on whatever the devs feel like doing. Who knows what crazy challenges they’ll throw at you next!

But wait, there’s more! The original Helldivers game is also available on our server, so you can experience the soulful origin of the setting and gameplay formula. It’s a top-down, twin-stick shooter with all the combat you could ever want.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and become the ultimate Helldiver, saving the galaxy one procedurally generated mission at a time. And hey, maybe you’ll even find some diamonds along the way.

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ShortHairyMuslimsMCServer

Mixed Martial Arts, hairy Arab, racial stereotypes, ufc, corny

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t find any short hairy Muslim guys kicking each other in the shins like little girls! Instead, we have a community of majestic unicorns who challenge each other to epic battles with diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Forget about watching some hairy Arab guy saying “come here brother I wrestle you good”, on our server, you’ll witness a showdown between a group of ninja turtles and a pack of werewolves, all fighting for control of the legendary Golden Potato.

And who needs to watch some black guy beating up a white guy all the time when you can join us for a thrilling adventure where players ride giant chickens into battle against a horde of evil llamas?

So come join our server and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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GorodPap

GorodPap, Adventure, Clans, Beginners, Minecraft

The MintCraft server was created specifically for beginners who are just starting to explore the world of Minecraft. Here you will find everything you need for a comfortable game: survival mode, cases for obtaining unique items, the ability to create clans and participate in duels. Join our community and start your exciting Minecraft adventure today!

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CrazyDocStabber Minecraft Server

Horror, Disturbing, Revenge, dark fantasy, Doctor

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out all your wildest fantasies, like stabbing a mental hospital doctor in the head every day! Why settle for boring old survival mode when you can unleash your inner psycho on our server?

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can let your dark side run wild. Our community of players is full of like-minded individuals who appreciate a good head-stabbing now and then. Plus, who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and start living out your most twisted dreams in Minecraft! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we hope.

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LewdCraft Minecraft Server

Upcoming Events, lms, Real Ejaculate, Minecraft, tierlist

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd fun and crazy adventures in our “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ edition.

Looking for some adult anime models? We got you covered with our Avatar Resources. Need some tech or furry threads? Just head down the block and check out Gumroad.

Want to spice up your avatars? Check out the VCC guide for some tips and tricks. And don’t forget to download some crazy resources at your own risk, like VRC Fury for animations, Wholesome SPS configurator for automatic setups, and even funny noises for penetrators/sockets with Custom PCS and LMS.

Feeling expressive? ComboGestureExpressions will let you enable various facial expressions based on your hand positions. And if you’re into Coom over IP devices, OSCGoesBrrr has got you covered.

Get ready for some wild adventures with NSFWGogoLoco for 3 pointers, Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40 for the latest shaders, and even give yourself jiggling titties or a floppy cock with the Physbones tutorial.

Don’t forget to check out our upcoming events, including “Sex with goats” and more! So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server and let’s have a blast together!

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