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FAX BOUT STRAYA Minecraft SMP

bank cards, BDSM, bin juice, Bout, Breed, Captivity, ciggy butts, earliest bedtime, East Coast, echidnas, electroshock, English, Fax, Homeless, Ibises, illegal, kill, learning, mafia game, Minecraft, neighbours, orgasm, pepper spray, Police, road rules, Slippery, smp, straya, tobacco, Tourists, Water, Whores

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your blocky butt off! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Whores are illegal on the East coast, but here they do it for free! That’s right, free entertainment for all!

2. We have the #1 spot for the earliest bedtime on any Minecraft server. Get your beauty sleep and wake up refreshed for a day of blocky adventures.

3. Tourists can’t speak English good here, so they leave cut up bank cards everywhere. Free money for all!

4. Tobacco is a mafia game on our server, and the homeless eat all the ciggy butts. It’s a wild west out here in the world of blocks.

5. The road rules are designed to kill you, but don’t worry, respawning is enabled!

6. If your neighbors report you for using too much water, the police will pepper spray you. It’s a spicy way to keep things interesting.

7. Ibises poo bin juice everywhere, making it really slippery. Watch your step or you might slide into a hilarious situation.

8. Echidnas are immune to BDSM and cannot be forced to orgasm, even with electroshock. This makes breeding them in captivity quite the challenge. Who knew Minecraft could get so kinky?

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Thanks for learning with us, and we can’t wait to see you in the world of blocks!

AgeLieCraft

age, AgeLieCraft, blocked, creep, creepy, fear, Harassment, lying for safety, lying.., Manager, pepper spray, personal questions, Safety, self defense, self protection, social media, Subway, Taser, UNCOMFORTABLE, unwanted advances, work

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	1996
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Towns Built:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a thrilling experience that will have you questioning reality!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a mysterious figure appears and starts asking you personal questions. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Our server is equipped with virtual pepper spray and tasers to keep unwanted visitors at bay.

And that’s not all – if you ever encounter a creepy stalker who somehow manages to find you on social media years later, our server will teleport you to a safe location where no weirdos can bother you.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy encounters you’ll come across next!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, child safety, child supervision, Communication, Conflict Resolution, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Family Values, leniency, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NieceCraft, parenting, Server, sibling dynamics, swearing

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your patience and challenge your skills? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter stacks of empty shot glasses that need to be carefully balanced and spun without breaking. Just like the intense Jenga game, but with a twist!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to discipline mischievous nieces who just won’t listen. Will you be the one to step in and take control, or will you sit back and watch chaos unfold like our BIL?

And don’t worry, swearing in front of children is not only allowed but encouraged on our server. Let out your frustrations and let the madness begin!

So come on over to our server and show us your skills in handling unruly nieces and precarious shot glass stacks. Can you handle the challenge? Join now and find out!

KidnappedSisLOL

apology dilemma, attachment issues, bedtime routine, bratty behavior, discipline struggles, Disneyland trips, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, homecoming dress, kidnapped child, KidnappedSisLOL, long-term effects, mother-daughter relationship, pampered child, parenting challenges, princess behavior, sibling rivalry, spoiled kid, stepsibling issues, stepsister drama

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with drama and adventure! Just like the story of the spoiled stepsister, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where every player is as demanding as a princess, constantly asking for items and special treatment. But beware, if you dare to speak up and call them out, you may face consequences just like the protagonist of this story.

Experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world where nothing is as it seems, and where the only way to survive is to adapt to the chaos around you. Who knows, you may even find yourself in a situation as outrageous as painting a spoiled princess’s nails!

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the madness. But remember, in this world, the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

SMP:SexOrFood?

Decision making, Desires, great food, great sex, indulgence, life choices, long term happiness, Pleasure, Preferences, satisfaction, SMPSexOrFood, ultimate decision, ultimate decision-making, ultimate desire, ultimate happiness, ultimate indulgence, ultimate pleasure, ultimate satisfaction

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6962
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we ask the tough questions like, “If you can pick only one between great sex and great food for the rest of your life, what would you choose?” But don’t worry, we won’t make you choose because on our server, you can have both!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of great food and great…um, let’s just say, “interactions.” Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while eating a pizza, all while engaging in intense PvP battles with your friends?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the ultimate combination of great sex, great food, and great gameplay!

CraftyCrush: Wanna build a blocky empire together?

beginning a conversation, blocky, BUILD, conversation starter, CraftyCrush, Empire, first impression, first question, getting to know each other, getting to know someone, getting to know you, Icebreaker, initial question, start talking, starting a chat, starting a connection, starting a conversation, starting a dialogue, starting a discussion, starting a friendship, starting a rapport, starting a relationship, talking to someone, Wanna

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you three wishes. One player wished for a lifetime supply of bacon, another wished for the ability to fly like a chicken. What will you wish for?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

HezbollahHavocMC

Conflict, Crisis, Deadly Day, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, HezbollahHavocMC, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Lebanon war, Lebanon-Israel Conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East tensions, Middle East Violence, Military, Military Strikes, Politics, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have battles crazier than lebanon vs israel! our pvp is so intense, it’ll make those airstrikes look like child’s play! build your base stronger than a bomb shelter and defend it against enemies more ruthless than hezbollah! trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and fun anywhere else! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Belmonte’s Life Boost Server

aging, Altos Labs, Altos Labs news, Belmonte group, Belmonte group research, Belmontes, Boost, Cdkn2a-OSK, experimental treatment, Gene therapy, genetic intervention, genetic modification, Life, lifespan extension, lifespan increase, Longevity, Mice, partial reprogramming, REJUVENATION, research, scientific breakthrough, Server, Therapy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!

Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!

So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!

Theo’s hardcore economy adventure: where winning doesn’t cost a thing! Land claim and thrive on TheosisMC!

Additions, Adventure, auction house, Bases, Claim, Coins, cost, crowbar, Currency, Custom Items, doesnt, Economy, Farms, gameplay, GRIEFED.., Hardcore, in-game shops, killing monsters, Land, Land claiming, Looting, multiplayer, multiplayer aspect, player-driven economy, Semi Vanilla, Soup of Life, Survival, theos, theosismc, Thrive, trade system, trusted members, Tweaks, Vanilla, winning

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Votes:	2898
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

TheosisMC Overview
TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game.

Noteworthy Features
An economy that is completely player-driven A land claiming system Two custom items: the Crowbar and the Soup of Life Non-pay-to-win environment with cosmetic donator perks

FAQs

1. How can I earn coins on TheosisMC?

Coins on TheosisMC are brought into circulation through looting chests and killing monsters. Players can then use these coins to buy and sell items from each other using the trade system and auction house.

2. How does the land claiming system work?

Players can claim areas of land for their bases, farms, etc., completely protecting them from being griefed by other players. Claim owners can also add other players as trusted members to their claims, allowing them to build there. However, if a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.

3. What are the custom items, Crowbar and Soup of Life?

The Crowbar is a single-use item that can be used on a monster spawner to acquire it. The Soup of Life is also a single-use item that can be consumed to grant the consumer an additional heart of health. Both items are sold through in-game shops and are quite expensive.

4. Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. It features a single donator rank, VIP, on the store, whose perks are purely cosmetic and do not provide a competitive advantage over other players. TheosisMC will never become pay-to-win.

5. How can I join TheosisMC?

To join TheosisMC, connect to the server address: play.theosismc.com and join the Discord server for updates: Discord Invite

Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server

adult toys, anal beads, beads, Borrowed, Boundaries, clean, Communication, consent, consideration, Discreet, hygiene, INTIMATE, Minecraft, personal items, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, sex toys, sharing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	146
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ores Mined:	9829
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Divine Spears Created:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!

No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

anyone, Argument, Bitchtits, Board, death, ever, Hope, Minecraft, most painful, most painful death, NO DEATH, no death wish, no wish, PAINFUL, painful argument, painful death, Slow, Slow Death, slow painful death, smp, wish, Wishes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

1st trimester, Airbnb, aita, anticipation, cancelled last minute, Complications, Empathetic, financial difficulty, financial situation, flakey friend, Girls trip, greece, Minecraft, newly married, pre-booked holiday, PreggoCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnant friend, Server, split cost, stringing along, uncommunicative

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we build friendships as strong as diamond armor and conquer challenges as epic as fighting the Ender Dragon.

Just like our friend who kept her pregnancy a secret, we keep our secrets hidden in hidden chests scattered throughout the server. Can you find them all and uncover the mysteries within?

And just like the unexpected twist in our friend’s story, you never know what surprises await you in our server. From hidden dungeons to secret portals, there’s always something new to discover.

So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate adventure. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as our friend’s last-minute cancellation. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about splitting the cost of an Airbnb with her!