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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1035 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 538624 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7041 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 20 |
we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. u can build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret portals that take u to alternate universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk. u can battle evil witches, team up with friendly aliens, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off.
so come join us on dis wild ride from one-dimensional to five-dimensional, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s get this party started, y’all!