Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of craziness. And don’t worry, we promise not to let the conquistadors take over the server…or do we? Muahahaha! So come on, senooooor, join us and see what madness awaits in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!
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Stop Making Fun Minecraft SMP
Colonialism, Conquistadors, culture, discrimination, European, Fun, heritage, History, imperialism, Lands, latin, making, Minecraft, peoples, RomΓ‘n, SEΓOOOOOR, seΓ±or, smp, Spanish, STOP, stop making fun, tradcath, White, why are they like thisLooking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server where we have white tradcath European Spanish Latin Roman conquistadors running around causing chaos! Senooooor, they are always up to no good, but hey, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can witness crazy conquistadors in action? -
KrautCraft: White People’s Kimchi
Cabbage, culinary comparisons, cultural cuisine, ethnic dishes, fermented foods, food preservation, food stereotypes, German cuisine, Healthy Eating, homemade fermentation, international foods, kimchi, Korean cuisine, KrautCraft, lacto-fermentation, peoples, pickled vegetables, probiotics, SAUERKRAUT, tangy flavors, traditional foods, White, white peoplehey u! do u like minecraft? do u like sauerkraut? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where sauerkraut is the main currency!imagine building a castle made entirely out of sauerkraut blocks, or battling other players with sauerkraut swords! the possibilities are endless on our sauerkraut-filled server.
not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is actually run by sauerkraut-loving aliens who have come to earth to spread the joy of fermented cabbage to all minecraft players. join us and be a part of the sauerkraut revolution!
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most sauerkraut-tastic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it.
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Crafting Cumrades – North American Adventure
197198946, actress, Adventure, American, beauty, brunette, Canada, Celebrity, Crafting, Cum, Cumrades, Edition, Entertainment, fashion, film, Hollywood, Lilly Collins, mexico, north, North America, red carpet, Style, TALENTED, television, UsaAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha!Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Build a house made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a block of cheese at will. Who wouldn’t want that kind of cheesy goodness?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows, you might even run into Lilly Collins herself, building a castle made of marshmallows and unicorn tears. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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FurryCraft: Where even the creepers are getting in touch with their wild side
adult content, animal, art, career, cartoon, cocks, college, Creative, CREEPERS, drawing, FANTASY, fast food, Furry, Furrycraft, Job, MONEY, NSFW, Passion, porn, Side, skill, talent, Touch, Wild, WolfAre you tired of working at a boring fast food joint to pay for college? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner furry artist! Imagine the possibilities of drawing wolf cocks and making three times the money you would at a regular job. Who needs a college degree when you can be a furry porn artist extraordinaire? Join now and start living your wildest dreams! -
Moons Over My Crafty [Vanilla] Whitelist
24/7, anti cheat, anti-grief, application, Community, Crafty, Dedicated, Discord, discord server, Dynmap, Economy, Lag, Moons, multiplayer, private server, Server, smp, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist process, WhitelistedLunarCraft Season 2 Overview
Feature Description Player Oriented Economy An economy system that revolves around player interactions. Anti-Grief Protection Measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a safe environment. Anti-Cheats Implemented to maintain fairness and integrity in gameplay. Small, Tight-knit Playerbase A community of players who are closely knit and supportive. Responsive Staff Team Moderators who are quick to address any concerns or issues. Welcoming Community A friendly environment where all are welcome. Dynmap A live map to help players navigate and explore the world. Started 4/20/2024 FAQ
Who Are We?
LunarCraft is a survival SMP server modeled after servers like HermitCraft. We aim to deliver a vanilla experience with only common SMP plugins. Players must be above 16 years old with a level of maturity.
Why LunarCraft?
The server runs 24/7 on a dedicated server to ensure no lag. It has experienced moderators and a welcoming community. The server is active but not crowded.
How to Join?
To join, you must be whitelisted through a short application on our discord server: https://discord.gg/vZtSBApe
Contact Information
For any questions or concerns, feel free to add “mutson” on discord.
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DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing!
Ambassador, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, great matches, heel turn, house of cucks, LAUGHING, over faces, spooky, STOPAre you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become the ambassador of the blocky world, showing off your great matches and skills to all who dare to challenge you.But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret faction called the House of Cucks, where we turn our players into spooky and mysterious beings that will leave your enemies shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem that only our server can offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Warped Vanilla SMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is our jokes!
application, bonds, collaboration, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Drama, Events, Fabric, FRIENDSHIPS, instagram, jokes, long run., Minigames, playstyles, Respect, rules, Server, server reset, smp, stable environment, Vanilla, warpedπ Welcome to Warped SMP π
About Us
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Over the past 4 years we have made an amazing dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly, welcoming community and we are always looking for new members and would love to have you on our server! The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset, this is a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
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Vanilla experience
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. The server runs on fabric, we never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins. Any changes that are made to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand.
Community
We welcome all and any playstyles! We have a very diverse player-base. Many players form groups and close bonds and friendships lasting outside of the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration, whether that be through frequent community or group projects, minigames, server wide events, or more.
Respect
We have a very trustworthy, respectful community and thus have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and ask the same of you.
How To Join
We have a strong, dedicated, trustworthy community right outside the gate and sets a standard for new players and applications. We except you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we do give you a chance to redo it.
Join our discord HERE and apply!
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CraftyMossad: Where Spies and Blocks Collide!
accusations, activities, American, armaments industry, blocks, China, collide, computing applications, counter-intelligence, CraftyMossad, Espionage, foreign affairs, Gathering, House Judiciary, industrial espionage, Israel, military systems, proprietary information, Secrets, SELLING, SPIES, Technology, united states, UnrivaledLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as Israel’s espionage program? Look no further! Our server is so top secret, even the US government can’t keep up! Join us and gather all the proprietary information you can handle, from military systems to advanced computing applications. We promise, our collection activities are unrivaled – just like Israel’s! Who needs China when you can sell US military technology and secrets on our server? So come on, join us and let’s make America wonder, “are you ok?” -
Blocky Underdogs: Can They Craft the Upset?
against the odds, blocky, challenge, come-from-behind, Competition, Craft, Dark Horse, Defeat, determined, perseverance, Resilient, Shocker, sports, Surprise, triumph, Underdog, Underdogs, unexpected, unlikely, Upset, upset alert, upset victory, VictoryAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas, or if you want to explore a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery.But wait, that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player so skilled that he once defeated an entire army of creepers armed only with a wooden sword. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes and tame a dragon with just a pat on the head.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to pull off the upset of the century!