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CloneCraft Minecraft Server

CLONE, CloneCraft, Cloning, ethical dilemma, Masturbation, Minecraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self pleasure, self reflection, self satisfaction, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-care, self-experimentation, self-exploration, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-fulfillment, Server, sexual identity, Sexuality

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we tackle the tough questions like, is it gay to jerk off your own clone? But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join us!

Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop golden apples, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon likes to hang out on weekends.

We also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally), a giant statue of Steve made out of cheese, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. And remember, if you ever need to debate the finer points of self-love with your clone, we’ve got you covered.

FaithfulVibes Minecraft Server

Community, community preferences, discussion, DISLIKES, FAITH, FaithfulVibes, Feedback, Gaming, gaming culture, interests, likes, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Opinions, Preferences, Server, user discussions, user feedback, user opinions, V, video game community, video games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Ender Dragon armed only with a spoon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive Herobrine, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense)!

CraftyCreeper: No Cash for Step-Bro in Haiti!

aita, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cash, CraftyCreeper, fake passport, family, financial struggles, Haiti, Heartless, illegal, immigration, immigration purposes, judgment, Marriage, red flag, refusal, refusing money, relationship, selfish, step-brother, StepBro

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	205	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on crazy stories like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and fake passports!

Looking for a server where your ex-girlfriend might ask you to marry her step-brother for immigration purposes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here! Who needs diamonds when you can have a fake passport drama instead?

Don’t worry about being called heartless and selfish for not helping out your ex’s sketchy family members, because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Build your own fake passport office and watch the drama unfold as players try to navigate through shady requests.

So come on in and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your relationships and your sanity. Who knew a game about blocks could be so scandalous?

DocFail Minecraft Server

anecdote, Diagnosis, DocFail, Doctor, dumb, error, Experience, funny, Healthcare, Hospital, Incompetence, malpractice, Medical, Medical advice, Minecraft, Misdiagnosis, mistake, patient, physician, Ridiculous, Server, Treatment, Visit

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where the doctors are so dumb, they once tried to cure a creeper by giving it a flu shot! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilariously incompetent medical staff anywhere else in the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that if you manage to survive a visit to our hospital, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with just one hit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest medical adventures in Minecraft!

Server OutageCraft

breakdown, computers, cyber attack, DiSRuPtiON, Explanation, Global, internet, IT, IT crisis, IT infrastructure, IT Services, IT Support, Network, OUTAGE, OutageCraft, Server, Servers, system failure, Technical Difficulties, Technology, Troubleshooting, worldwide IT Outage

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that crash more often than a clumsy Enderman? Look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t handle the heat!

Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out for control of the server. Will Steve finally defeat his arch-nemesis or will Herobrine unleash chaos upon the land? Only one way to find out!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Will you be the lucky one to stumble upon this elusive creature and claim its riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for exploding chickens and lava-filled swimming pools along the way!

CraftyCreeper: EthnicCleansingFun

Accountability, accusations, atrocities, Condemnation, CraftyCreeper, ethnic cleansing, EthnicCleansingFun, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICJ, International Court of Justice, international law, investigation, Israel, Justice, Middle East conflict, organized massacres, peacekeeping efforts, president, Terror, united nations, violations, War Crimes

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the president of ICJ be accusing Israel of some wild stuff like ‘ethnic cleansing by terror and organized massacres’. But don’t worry, our server ain’t got none of that drama, just good ol’ block building fun! Plus, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs giving out diamonds like candy. So come on and join us for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Up-ocalypse

abstract concept, Beyond, beyond comprehension, beyond limits, Deep thinking, Endless, Existence, Existing, Exploration, Far.., Infinity, perspective, philosophy, point, Space, STOP, theoretical physics, Transcendence, travel, up, Upocalypse

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
New Chunks Explored:	635756	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

lol come join dis server where up is down and down is up, u will be so confuzed u wont know which way is which. our server is so crazy, even gravity doesnt know what to do.

one time, a player tried to dig straight up and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs could talk and zombies danced the cha-cha. true story bro.

join now and experience the mind-bending madness of our server. just remember, once u go up, u may never come back down.

NoRestNoStressMC

brain activity, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling emotions, coping with stress, emotional health, emotional regulation, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, negative emotions, neuroscience, NoRestNoStressMC, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep research, Stress Management

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, if u don’t, ur brain gonna turn into mush like a zombie in da game. dis server gonna make u sleep less and stay up way past ur bedtime, but in a totally awesome way.

we got so much action goin on, ur brain gonna be workin overtime tryna cope with all da stress of tryna survive in dis wild world. but don’t worry, we got ur back with all da fun and games to distract u from da negative emotions.

so come on and join us, cuz who needs sleep when u can have a blast in dis epic minecraft server!

CircaCraft Minecraft Server

Adygea, Black sea, Caucasian, CircaCraft, Circassians, culture, customs, diaspora, diaspora communities, ethnic group, folklore, Genocide, History, Jordan, Krasnodar, Language, Minecraft, North Caucasus, Religion, russia, Server, Syria, Traditions, turkey

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	98
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Enchantments Applied:	200
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the Circassians.

Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!

Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!

Pixel Poop Minecraft Server

Censorship, Conspiracy, critical thinking, Cyber Security, digital warfare, enterprise computer, fake news, government control, information warfare, internet sabotage, lefty raiders, Minecraft, online deception, PIXEL, POL, political manipulation, Poop, Poos break, porn, Propaganda, psyops, Server, shilling, technology malfunction.

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Farms Harvested:	468
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Are you tired of getting shilled on /pol/ while trying to play Minecraft? Look no further! Our server has a 95% shill-free guarantee, leaving only half-assed lefty “raiders” to deal with. Say goodbye to psyops and porn – we’ve got a strict no-nonsense policy when it comes to shady internet behavior. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few unexpected alliances. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Come see for yourself!