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Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

acquitted, american football, Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, crime, criminal case, esl, Guilty, Infamous, Innocence, justice system, Legal System, McCraftface, media frenzy, murder trial, Noobs, OJ Simpson, Pros, public opinion, racial tensions, societal impact, trial, Verdict

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Animals Bred:	145
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Towns Built:	7
Love Letters Sent:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

#youtube, ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, discussion, ducks, indie, ips, japanese, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, lig, lols, Love Edition, Minecraft, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Previous thread, Russian, Shill, Streamers, Swarm, Talents, Threshold, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to the Love Edition Minecraft server! Looking for some indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers to simp for? Well, look no further because we’ve got the VIP section for all you high rollers out there.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. Check out our leaderboard of top indie vtubers, including the likes of VedaL987, Shylily, and Bao.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in, as long as they don’t own the talents IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Twitch Clips Guides, VOD Archival Guides, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep you in the loop. Plus, who can forget about the ducks on DashDucks’ stream?

So come join us on this wild adventure of indie vtubers, crazy clips, and maybe even a little bit of SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. See you on the server, where the virtual fun never stops!

Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, comment section, cowards, deplorables, dissent, Edgy, fantasizes, Hostile, hurt, hurting, internet daddy, Jordan Peterson, Minecraft, Petersons, political ramifications, rejection, slap, SmackDown, Threats, troll, Trolls, turn to, Unhinged

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	2952

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

CraftyBagelz – Mining, Crafting, and Memes Galore! #5105

4koma, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CraftyBagelz, Events, Friends, Galore, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Mining, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Updates

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	22	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	7722
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against Gregorius, the heavy armor-wearing menace who’s been terrorizing players with his indoor antics. Take on the Fury of Set in a limit break assault that will leave you questioning your sanity. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, but chaos is inevitable.

But that’s not all! We have events like the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate the treacherous waters of high school politics. And who could forget the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll learn the true meaning of noodles and friendship.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Lowkey Lefty Lads Minecraft Madness

Behavior, Communication, culture, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, internet, Keyboard, Lads, Language, Leftist, lefty, Lowercase, Lowkey, madness, Males, Masculinity, Minecraft, ONLINE, Perception, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Typing, writing style

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	93
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ores Mined:	8099
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4411

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone types like they’re writing a formal letter? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you lowercase-loving leftists out there! Join us for a wild ride where grammar rules are thrown out the window and lowercase letters reign supreme.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary lowercase warrior, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players who dare to type in uppercase. Rumor has it that if you catch a glimpse of this elusive being, your typing skills will improve tenfold and you’ll never accidentally hit the caps lock key again.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the lowercase lifestyle. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the lowercase warrior and embark on epic quests to rid the world of uppercase tyranny. It’s lowercase or bust, baby!

Crafty Halfling Hotties: Minecraft Server for the Short and Sassy!

agile, Characters, Community, Crafty, discussion, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, feminism, Gaming, gender, Halfling, hotties, independent, Minecraft, Opinions, Perspectives, Race, representation, Roleplaying, Sassy, Server, short, Stereotypes, STRONG, Women

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Animals Bred:	12
Mines Excavated:	3493	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Oh boy, let me tell you about the halfling women on our Minecraft server! These pint-sized princesses may be small in stature, but they are mighty in their building skills. Rumor has it that they can construct entire castles out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone in record time. And don’t even get me started on their farming abilities – they can grow crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, they throw the best block parties in all of Minecraftia. So if you want to be surrounded by talented, fun-loving halfling women, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand: Where even Steve can get a facelift! Join us for a pixelated nip and tuck adventure!

Adventure, aesthetic procedures, appearance enhancement, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body image, cosmetic enhancements, cosmetic procedures, CraftyPlasticSurgeryLand, cultural attitudes, facelift, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Join, male plastic surgery, Masculinity, NIP, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, pixelated, self esteem, self-care, societal acceptance, societal expectations, societal judgments, societal pressures, steve, tuck

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	New Chunks Explored:	73659
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Are you tired of being judged for wanting to look fabulous? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and transform your blocky avatar into the most stunning virtual hunk or babe in all of Minecraftia! Our community is filled with players who embrace the beauty of male plastic surgery and will support you every step of the way. So why wait? Join now and show the world that even pixels can be flawless!

LOLcraft: Nene’s Epic Fail Server

adaptation, Anime, Audience, Challenges, Character development, Competition, determination, earlicking, Entertainment, Epic, Fail, Fushi, Girls, growth, Jealousy, Kohaku, LolCraft, Manga, Nene, Nenes, Performance, Popularity, PRESSURE, Server, success

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a cat trying to lick its own ear? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kohaku and Fushi are considering joining just to keep up with the craziness. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible (including earlicking apparently)! Join now before the girls take over and start eating into your gaming time!

Crafty Contrarian’s Chaos – A Minecraft Server for Rebels and Renegades!

Chaos, contrarian gamer, Contrarians, Crafty, Game Culture, Gaming, gaming analysis, gaming attitudes, gaming behavior, gaming choices, Gaming Community, gaming habits, gaming mentality, gaming mindset, gaming opinions, gaming patterns, gaming perspective, gaming preferences, gaming psychology, gaming trends, ignoring trends, Minecraft, popular games, rebels, Renegades, Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of missing out on all the latest gaming trends because you’re too cool for mainstream games? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become part of a community of rebels who refuse to follow the crowd. We specialize in all the games that everyone else is playing, but we put our own unique twist on them.

Don’t let FOMO get the best of you – join our server and be ahead of the curve by being behind it! Who needs popular games when you can be a trendsetter in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re too cool for mainstream – but not too cool for us!

Rothschild’s Blocky Adventures – Crafting with the Illuminati!

Adventures, America, Atreides, Baron Rothschild, blocky, british aristocracy, Crafting, foreign land, Fremen, green psychopaths, Harkonnen, Harkonnens, illuminati, islamic world, Israel, Jewish, muslim hordes, Rothschilds, The Emperor, white nations

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the epic battle between the Harkonnens, the Fremen, the Atreides, and the Emperor!

Join the Harkonnens and channel your inner Baron Rothschild as you plot with your green psychopath clan to loot the lands of the Muslim hordes. Or join the Fremen and defend the Islamic world with all your might!

Feeling patriotic? Join the Atreides, who discover they are actually half Harkonnen and Jewish – talk about a plot twist! And if you’re feeling fancy, join the Emperor and embrace your British aristocracy roots.

With insane alliances, crazy battles, and outrageous storylines, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!