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| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 8465 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
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