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NoKidsMinecraftServer

career, children, Communication, Decision making, dreams, ENGAGEMENT, family, Fatherhood, future plans, high school sweethearts, household income, implantation bleeding, Kids, low-income, Marriage, Motherhood, NoKidsMinecraftServer, parenting, pregnancy scare, relationships, Support

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

brothers, Canadian Thanksgiving, city, Cooking, DishDrama, DISHES, EXCUSE, Expectations, family, flights, guests, Help, hot tub, Nephews, nieces, passive aggressive, Socialize, step-grandma, stupid reason, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, youngest

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, competitiveness, consumerism, Fame, instant gratification, materialism, Minecraft, perfectionism, Popularity, power, smp, social media influencers, social status, success at all costs, Superficiality, toxic masculinity, ToxicSocietyGlorify, unrealistic expectations, validation, wealth, workaholism

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crops Grown:	4910
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Votes:	4225
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

NoobNook: AntiSocCraft

anti-social behavior, AntiSocCraft, antisocial, Behavior, Communication, extrovert, Introvert, ISOLATION, LONER, mental health, mental illness, NoobNook, Personality, Psychological, self isolation, Shy.., social anxiety, Social Interaction, social norms, Social Skills, solitude, withdrawn

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Void Gems Collected:	38

Are you so antisocial that even the Endermen won’t hang out with you? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Our server is so exclusive that even the creepers have to RSVP to get in. We have a secret underground base where only the most introverted players can access, complete with a VIP lounge for those who prefer the company of virtual pigs over real people. Join us if you want to mine in peace, build in solitude, and battle mobs without anyone judging your lack of social skills. Come on, embrace your inner hermit and join our server today!

HamasCraft: PersuadeIranAttack

#covert operations, Attack, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, extremist groups, Hamas, HamasCraft, intelligence sharing, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military alliance, Négotiation, PersuadeIranAttack, Persuasion, political agenda, regional instability, secret documents, security threat, strategy, Terrorism

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! like, we got secret documents and stuff showin’ dat Hamas tried to get Iran to join its attack on Oct. 7! like, imagine the drama, the suspense, the chaos! u gotta join dis server to uncover all da juicy deets and be part of da action! plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and a rollercoaster made entirely outta obsidian! join now or miss out on all da craziness! #minecraftdrama #secretattacks #iranandhamasforever

KhmerEmpire

active community, Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Conquer, Cross-Play, Custom Plugins, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Empire, Explore, gameplay, Immersive, influence, KhmerEmpire, Kingdom Building, Minecraft, Players, Raiding, Server, Survival, Territories, Towny, Trade, world

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Meteorites Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Khmer Kingdom Empire is a unique Minecraft server featuring an earth map with kingdom-building gameplay. Join us to create your empire, conquer territories, and engage in epic battles with other players. Explore, trade, and form alliances as you expand your influence across the world. Experience immersive gameplay with custom plugins and an active community. Join the adventure today

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The Not-So-Boring Cavern with PyroFishing and PyroFarming Dungeons Galore!

000+ Quests, 6 FREE Ranks, Art Map, Balanced Jobs System, Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay, Blackmarket NPC, Cavern, Custom 3D Items, Dungeon Bosses, Dungeons, Dynmap, Galore, Keep Inventory, Marriages, NotSoBoring, Over 1, Player Markets, Player Warps, player-driven economy, Pyrofarming, Pyrofishing, Secure Trading, Slimefun, smp, Tamable Pets

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Website	Discord	IP
thecavern.net	https://discord.com/invite/4GZm5MpDrt	mc.thecavern.net

Who are we?

The Cavern is a Survival Towny Survival server with the sole purpose of providing a fun and unique experience for players along side their friends. The Cavern has a hard emphasis on community, with the most welcoming players a server can possibly have. With balanced and free to obtain ranks, everyone is sure to have an amazing experience, and thanks to community feedback, we’re constantly improving the server!

Key Features

Slimefun (Modpack like experience)
Player Driven Economy
Keep Inventory
Dungeon Bosses
Custom Fishing
Art Map
Over 1,000+ Quests
Balanced Jobs System
Blackmarket NPC
Player Markets
Player Warps
mcMMO
Tamable Pets
6 FREE Ranks
Secure Trading
Dynmap
Custom 3D Items (Resourcepack Required)
Marriages
Bedrock / Java Edition Crossplay

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Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

bae, blocky, cultural shifts, double standards, feminism, Gender Roles, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, Misogyny, nonwhite men, Political Climate, racial dynamics, Server, sexual behavior, sexual liberation, sleeping around, social norms, societal influences, trad wives, traditional values, Trump election, white men, white whores, white women

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	1573
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchantments Applied:	164	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Votes:	2678

Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

confidence boost, cute gf, excuse myself, i want to look like this, Minecraft, personal appearance, relationship goals, self development, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement journey, self-transformation, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4126
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

StepDadCashCut

Boundaries, Car Insurance, cell phone bill, college, Communication, Decision making, ENGAGEMENT, family, financial aid, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, nursing classes, out of state college, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sophomore year, step-daughter, StepDadCashCut, Support

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!