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Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, Boundaries, brownskins, Censorship, controversial topics, Dicks, discrimination, Ethics, explicit content, fat, fat horse dicks, Firewall, Hate Speech, Horse, inappropriate content, Kids, Minecraft, offensive language, racism, sensitive subjects, shock value, smp, societal norms, taboo subjects, throw jews in fire

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Star Shards Collected:	194
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4707
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.

Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures, where the game design is so good, it’s practically divine! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and challenges that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigs riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, and they knew they had found their new home in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking cow who gives out the best loot in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wonderful journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you on the other side, adventurer!

Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone looks the same? Join our server and stand out from the femturds! We have a secret potion that will transform you into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and unleash your inner unicorn warrior!

”> Be Me Minecraft Server”

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	716185
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2374	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	16

> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!

> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!

> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!

> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!

> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Blacked General Minecraft SMP – #3348

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where cute hebes and huge black dicks roam free! Trust us, you’ve never seen a more beautiful sight in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. From battling dragons with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some AI assistance, we’ve got you covered with NovelAI V.3. Just $25 a month for unlimited gens – because who needs diamonds when you have unlimited creativity at your fingertips?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hebe and black dick parade – and trust us, it’s a sight you’ll never forget.

Survival on YouTube server Minecraft

#youtube, description, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

The owner of the “Survival on YouTube” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

SurvivalYoutuberXra2.aternos.me

Cool Songs Thread Minecraft Server

#youtube, catchy tunes, Cool, cool songs, favorite songs, Minecraft, Music, music community, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music lovers, music playlist, music recommendations, music thread, music video, pic related, playlist, popular songs, Server, songs, Thread, top hits, trending music, viral songs

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9434
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Farms Harvested:	357	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Don’t believe us? Just check out the link above for proof that our server is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

The Rock’s Minecraft SMP Gang

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2861
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Potions Brewed:	120	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where you must choose to align yourself with The Rock or face the consequences of being against The Rock. Will you be a jabroni or will you rise to the challenge and show your true strength? The choice is yours, but beware, The Rock always knows his role and will lay the smackdown on anyone who dares to defy him. So, are you ready to enter the ring and show The Rock what you’re made of? If you smell what The Rock is cooking, then come join us and let the chaos begin!

”>I Can’t President Minecraft Server”

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5470
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	102	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	3950	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of being a regular player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the President of your own virtual country! That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, now you can make important decisions like what color to paint the White House in your Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures as you compete for the title of Llama Champion.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness!

Ladbrokes Players Minecraft SMP Championship Finals Day 3

2024 PDC Winmau World Youth Championship, afternoon session, Butlin’s Minehead resort, Championship, collision course, Connor Scutt, coverage, darts, Day, Dirk van Duijvenbode, Dutch duo, evening session, FINAL, FINALS, Gian van Veen, ITV4, Jurjen van der Velde, Ladbrokes, Ladbrokes Players Championship Finals, Legs, Luke Humphries, Luke Littler, Mike De Decker, Minecraft, Minehead, PDC, Players, Ross Smith, Roundup, ryan joyce, scott williams, Semi-Finals, smp, World Youth Championship

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8765
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3563	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crops Grown:	6292

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like the Ladbrokes Players Championship Finals meets Butlin’s Minehead resort, but with a twist – instead of darts, we’re throwing pickaxes at creepers!

Join us for the quarter-finals where players like Mike De Decker and Luke Littler battle it out in epic best of 19 legs matches. Watch as Scott Williams takes on Ross Smith in a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! The evening session features the PDC Winmau World Youth Championship final, where Dutch duo Gian van Veen and Jurjen van der Velde go head-to-head for the ultimate title. Who will emerge victorious in this intense battle of youth and skill?

Tune in to our coverage starting at 12:45pm GMT on ITV4, and don’t miss the evening session at 7:00pm for the semi-finals and final showdown. It’s going to be a block-busting event you won’t want to miss!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you watch Luke Humphries take on Ryan Joyce in a battle to the death, all while building your own epic creations and surviving in a world filled with monsters and mayhem? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!