Pentagon MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PentagonPals Minecraft SMP

national security, sanctions, international resistance, defense strategy, Geopolitical

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! So like, this Minecraft SMP is lit AF, like seriously, you gotta join this madness! We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt, it’s wild out here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like, the United Nations of Minecraft, bro. We got players from all over the world coming together to build epic bases, fight dragons, and have dance parties in the Nether. It’s a total vibe, trust me.

And get this, our admins are like, secret agents or something. They’re always coming up with crazy missions and events for us to do, like rescuing kidnapped llamas or hunting down rare loot in the End. It’s like a spy movie, but with blocks and stuff.

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we heard rumors that Herobrine himself might make an appearance, so like, what are you waiting for? Get in here and let’s get this party started! WOOOOO!

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CraftyPutinWins

putin, Global, Politics, declaration of victory, News

come join our epic minecraft server where putin is the ultimate boss battle and you must defeat him to save the world from his evil reign of creepers and zombies! the pentagon is even getting involved, trying to stop him from taking over the server with his crazy plans. but only YOU can stop him and become the ultimate minecraft hero! join now for a chance to save the virtual world and show putin who’s boss! #minecraftmadness #putinvsplayers #pentagonpower

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NukeCraft Server: Pentagon Edition

Possibility, Conflict Resolution, arms control, chief, national defense

so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and fight creepers and stuff? well on this server, we got a crazy twist! we give u NUKE weapons to fight off the creepers! imagine blowing up a whole forest just to get rid of some pesky zombies, haha!

our server is like no other, we got flying pigs that drop diamonds, and every time u defeat the ender dragon, u get a real life dragon egg delivered to ur doorstep!

join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of nuclear warfare in minecraft! who needs swords and bows when u got nukes, amirite? come join the fun and blow stuff up with us!

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CraftyBoomers911

Memories, storytelling, 2001, discussion, September 11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Picture this: on our server, you can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with infinite riches and eternal glory.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans await you. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

international relations, WARFARE, Minecraft, War, confirms

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE NORTH KOREAN TROOPS FIGHTING ZOMBIES IN THE KURSK REGION! PENTAGON CONFIRMED THEY SUCK BUT IT’S HILARIOUS TO WATCH! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND LLAMAS THAT CAN FLY! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S A PARTY YOU WON’T WANT TO MISS!

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SyriaTroopDoubledCraft

troops increase, international relations, Defense, troop levels, Conflict

lol imagine a minecraft server where the number of players has doubled overnight, just like the number of U.S. troops in Syria! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures as we navigate through the chaos of war and peace in the virtual world. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here? come join us and be a part of the action, because things are about to get wild!

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Nuke Wars Minecraft Server

Admiral Thomas Buchanan, germany, long range missiles, russia, ballistic missile

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as explosive as a nuclear war? Look no further! Our server is so intense, even the Pentagon is taking notes on our strategies. Join now and experience the thrill of surviving and leading globally in a post-apocalyptic world where six million, ten million, even 20 million deaths in the first half hour are just a minor inconvenience.

Forget about boring old elections, on our server, the Pentagon doesn’t support the democratic process and will do whatever it takes to win. With long-range missiles flying and hypersonic nuclear-capable ballistic missiles being launched, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us at the edge of the precipice and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

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PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

Diplomatic, SECURITY, Dermer, intelligence, leaked

yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

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PentaCraft Defense Summit

international relations, Defense chiefs, Oct 9, washington dc, pentagon

OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

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CraftyMideastTensions

Military, Geopolitical, defense readiness, deployment, CraftyMideastTensions

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz the Pentagon is puttin forces on standby cuz of some wild Mideast tensions, like u know it’s gonna be lit af up in here. we got creepers and zombies runnin around like they own the place, but don’t worry cuz we got u covered with our epic protection spells and enchanted armor. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. so come join us and show those Pentagon forces who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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