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Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

controversial statement, court case, crime, freedom of speech, JOKE, judicial decision, justice system, Legal System, Minecraft, penal, PENSIONER, playhouse, political commentary, political humor, prison sentence, pun, putin, Putins, russia, satire, Server, Siberian, social media, suspended sentence, viral news

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

CraftyMinds Minecraft Server

actually, Affection, alternatively, announcer, bad, billion, carnation, CLOSET, competence, competences, complexion, CONDOM, CraftyMinds, criminal, demonstration, detective story, emeritus, Eventually, EXTRA, Fatal, gambling, Great, hazard, how do you call, in the train, INFORMATION, informations, loo, magazine, manifestation, MEDAL, milliard, Minecraft, now.., on the train, Order, Paragon, Pension, PENSIONER, Precise, preservative, Problem, Receipt, salary, Server, Speaker, specify, Sympathy, Trillion, warehouse, what do you call

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Farms Harvested:	152	New Chunks Explored:	241876

Looking for a Minecraft server that is actually a billion times better than the rest? Well, look no further! Join our server, where the carnation of fun never ends!

Our server is like a closet full of competences, where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind or become an emeritus builder. Eventually, you’ll become an extra skilled player, avoiding fatal hazards and mastering the art of survival.

But wait, there’s more! How do you call a server with so much to offer? It’s like being in the train of excitement, filled with hilarious informations and crazy magazine quests. Join us and experience the manifestation of pure milliard-level fun!

Earn special orders and paragon rewards, and don’t worry about your pension – we’ll take care of you! So come on in and let’s have a precise adventure together, with plenty of preservatives to keep the fun going. Our speakers will guide you with sympathy and laughter, so what’s the problem? Join our server now!

Int Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

#venting, anger, ANONYMOUS, Cadet, digital communication, Digital culture, discussion, emotional expression, forum, Frustration, imageboard, Int, International, internet culture, Minecraft, online behavior, Online Community, RAGE, Seething, smp, social media, Space, virtual community

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7680

Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms peacefully? Well, look no further than our server, where drama is always brewing and alliances are constantly shifting!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on edge, never knowing who will betray you next or when a prank war will break out. Our players are always seething with excitement, ready to stir up chaos at a moment’s notice.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society that you can join if you prove your worth. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and unpredictable world. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, PixelPals, Server, Vore Org Edition, vshojo, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Votes:	3784	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Vore Org Edition! Join us for some epic gaming and hilarious shenanigans with your favorite VShojo vtubers.

Henya is on a mission to dominate Tarkov while waiting for that elusive Loutlot collab. Hime is braving the nightmares of Rule of Rose, and Nagi is diving into the mysterious world of Kanji de GO! Can you decipher the Japanese secrets hidden within?

But that’s not all! We have Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Hestia, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Peke, and Zen ready to entertain you with their epic streams.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even some vore (just kidding…unless?). So come on in, ignore the bait, report the trolls, and let’s have a blast together in the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Minecraft SMP – /pcg/ – Crafting Chaos Crew

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, Chaos, Chisaka Airi, Crafting, CREW, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, Lia Ashelia, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5015
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server that’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Join us for a chance to team up with characters like Lia “The Diamond Diva” Ashelia, Utatane “The Bedrock Brawler” Nasa, and Hakushika “The Redstone Renegade” Iori. These legends of the block world will guide you through epic quests and help you build the most epic bases this side of the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing off against Dizzy “The Zombie Zapper” Dokuro in a PvP battle for the ages? Or teaming up with Jelly “The Creeper Queen” Hoshiumi to take down the Wither Boss once and for all?

And let’s not forget about the infamous duo of Kannagi “The Lava Lord” Loki and Kokoromo “The TNT Tornado” Memory, who are always up to some explosive shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?) Let’s craft, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

What is the IP for ZooMaa Live Minecraft Server?

Live, Minecraft, Server, ZooMaa

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

ZooMaa Live is a popular Twitch streamer and professional Call of Duty player. Known for his high-energy personality and skilled gameplay, ZooMaa has built a dedicated fan base on Twitch and social media platforms. He is a member of the professional esports team New York Subliners and has competed in numerous tournaments and championships. Offstream, ZooMaa is also known for his philanthropic efforts and charitable work within the gaming community.

AlexaSMP

Adventure, AlexaSMP, BetterEconomy, building, Chill, Community, Economy, Friends, Fun, funding, Minecraft, multiplayer, nation, new members, Plugins, Sandbox, Server, Social, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Survival Minecraft for chilling. Towny, BetterEconomy, and several other plugins installed.

New members will receive extra initial funding, any new members who bring friends will be given even more funding to start their town or nation!

73.59.13.114

Reworld Minecraft server

[core protect], 1.21, admins, blocks, changes, Chat, colors, command, Crafting, Discord, Farms, Frames, GSit, Heads, Hosting, Minecraft, Players, Plugin, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

ReWorld – What you need! ReWorld – Vanilla server on version 1.21. Here you can find friends and take a break from routine. A little about the goodies on the server: Good hosting that will support all your buildings and farms The presence of the Core Protect plugin so that no one steals anything No ban on any farms Understanding admins with experience in creating servers Crafting invisible frames and invisible colors For everyone The player has the command /co i which gives access to viewing changes in blocks from griefing Related chat between discord and minecraft Gsit plugin where you can: lie, sit, crawl and spin in place Heads falling out of players when killed And other small goodies that will be added and improved with the server! All players decide on the server, so there will be no rash actions or additions. We are waiting exactly for you!

146.19.48.160:25652

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

digital discounts, discounted games, eShop discounts, eshop sale, Gaming Community, gaming deals, gaming marketplace, gaming online, Gaming Platform, gaming sales, Minecraft, Nintendo eShop, Nintendo Online, nintendo switch, online activity, online gameplay, online gaming, Online Multiplayer, online sales, online store, PALS, PIXEL, Server, Video game sales

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Oh boy, let me tell you about this Minecraft server! It’s like a virtual party that never ends! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and dancing llamas with sunglasses. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server for the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss who shoots lasers out of its beak. Or how about participating in a massive treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet? Trust me, you won’t find that on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! Our online community is so active that even the creepers have their own book club. And rumor has it that if you find the secret portal hidden in the Nether, you’ll be transported to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Monster Hunter Frontier Z Minecraft SMP

action games, capcom, Frontier, game longevity, Game recommendations, game reviews, game updates, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming in 2025., Hunter, hunting games, japanese games, long term gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monster, Monster hunter frontier z, monster hunter series, multiplayer, online gaming, Online Multiplayer, role playing games, smp, video games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6591
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Animals Bred:	110	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of creepers riding on giant spiders. But don’t worry, because our server has custom weapons and armor that can take down even the toughest mobs.

Join us on this epic journey where you can team up with other players to take down massive bosses like the Ender Dragon, but with a twist – this dragon can shoot lasers from its eyes! And if that’s not enough, we also have a custom-built PvP arena where you can challenge your friends to a duel to see who is the ultimate warrior.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of Monster Hunter Frontier Z like never before!

Not a Bot Minecraft Server

Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Bot, check in, cybercrime, data, digital transformation, Fed, innovation, internet, machine learning, migrate, Minecraft, privacy, Problem, SECURITY, Server, society, solution, Technology, Time

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our diamonds are 10 times bigger than normal and our pigs can fly (literally, they have wings).

We have epic quests where you can battle evil chickens and rescue princess cows. And if you ever get bored, just head to our secret underground disco party where the zombies are the best dancers in town.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

BlockyBodycams Minecraft SMP

backfiring, Blacks, BlockyBodycams, bodycams, brutality, Demand, Drugs, erratic behavior, fighting cops, footage, Hole, injustice, Minecraft, narrative, PR disaster, reality check, resisting arrest, saving grace, smp, Ultimate Weapon, unarmed victim, weapon

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magic Items Found:	6338
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	585

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Our bodycams were meant to be a tool for justice, but instead, they’ve become a hilarious PR nightmare. Every time a new video drops, it’s like watching a comedy show – “player reaching for a weapon” or “player on drugs acting erratic.” The narrative keeps crumbling, and it’s all thanks to our wacky footage. Join us and see just how long it takes for our players to realize they’ve dug themselves into a hole with their own antics! It’s a rollercoaster of laughs and insanity, so hop on board and join the fun!