🔥PENSIONER Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

controversial statement, court case, crime, freedom of speech, JOKE, judicial decision, justice system, Legal System, Minecraft, penal, PENSIONER, playhouse, political commentary, political humor, prison sentence, pun, putin, Putins, russia, satire, Server, Siberian, social media, suspended sentence, viral news

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/900	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Potions Brewed:	50	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Animals Bred:	79

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

CraftyMinds Minecraft Server

actually, Affection, alternatively, announcer, bad, billion, carnation, CLOSET, competence, competences, complexion, CONDOM, CraftyMinds, criminal, demonstration, detective story, emeritus, Eventually, EXTRA, Fatal, gambling, Great, hazard, how do you call, in the train, INFORMATION, informations, loo, magazine, manifestation, MEDAL, milliard, Minecraft, now.., on the train, Order, Paragon, Pension, PENSIONER, Precise, preservative, Problem, Receipt, salary, Server, Speaker, specify, Sympathy, Trillion, warehouse, what do you call

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/700	Votes:	5159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that is actually a billion times better than the rest? Well, look no further! Join our server, where the carnation of fun never ends!

Our server is like a closet full of competences, where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind or become an emeritus builder. Eventually, you’ll become an extra skilled player, avoiding fatal hazards and mastering the art of survival.

But wait, there’s more! How do you call a server with so much to offer? It’s like being in the train of excitement, filled with hilarious informations and crazy magazine quests. Join us and experience the manifestation of pure milliard-level fun!

Earn special orders and paragon rewards, and don’t worry about your pension – we’ll take care of you! So come on in and let’s have a precise adventure together, with plenty of preservatives to keep the fun going. Our speakers will guide you with sympathy and laughter, so what’s the problem? Join our server now!

ithinkroks minecraft server

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

A 24/7 server that offers factions, money and a fun way to play with your friends! Come and use are huge shops with lots of things to buy. Work as a team or on your own with the use of factions!

Are server also has different (old) worlds that you can look at. See what old players, and current, have created in the past!

I hope you enjoy the sever and bring your friends to play!

mc.ithinkrok.com

North-Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9541	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to the North-Craft network, where we strive to bring you the best Minecraft community around. We achieve this by having all of our servers whitelisted, having an amazing staff team, and by running No-Griefing / No-PvP friendly servers.

We have been up and running since 2012, and have recently become a network with the following servers: – Survival (whitelisted) – Skyblock (unwhitelisted) – Creative (unwhitelisted) – Prison (Coming Soon)

We average around 20 players online at peak per day. Our long term goal is to have 4-5 active servers while still maintaining a good community. If this sounds interesting to you, come check it out.

IP: vanilla.north-craft.com

vanilla.north-craft.com

MineSplit Network

Economy, Factions, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/700	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Love Letters Sent:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

MineSplit is currently OP Factions. Some of our features include:

[+] Very well configured [+] Custom [+] Rankings [+] 4 Daily KOTHs [+] Events [+] Airdrops [+] Coinflip [+] Jackpot [+] Cosmic Custom Enchantments [+] Weekly updates

Store: http://store.minesplit.com Discord: http://discord.minesplit.com

play.minesplit.com

Gravity Prison

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/600	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Gravity Prison is an amazing OP Prison server and its one of the best. We have the best plugins for a OP Prison server and the owner is always adding more. The players and staff are very friendly and would make you have the greatest time on this server!

gravityprison.com

BuildCreek

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/500	Votes:	3096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	223
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Potions Brewed:	170
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

A server that has Town, Creative, Creative Plots, and much more! just join to see! then you might see me you could be staff you need to join for that this is why this is the server of your dreams!

buildcreek.com

SpiralPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/600	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

SpiralPvP is an advanced faction server built on the foundation of Raiding, McMMO, and Economy. As a ranked server, we have full support for kits, prefixes, permissions, as well as unique abilities. With a great staff team and epic players, we hope to see you join today!

74.124.13.41

MINR

Hardcore, Parkour, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/700	Votes:	8407
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Emeralds Found:	2424	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

This server specializes in it’s unique system. You start off as White rank, and level up as follows: 1. To obtain Blue, get 20 points from completing maps. Blue gains rights to the HC (Hard-Core) system and a blue name. 2. To obtain Green, beat 10 maps in the HC system. Easier said than done. Green gives the right to build and explore the survival world, as well as a green name You get to explore a diverse range of maps, and be on the oldest server map in the world. You can also take a spin at the Museum to see cool builds. To start, go through the building, read the FAQ, and right click the FFA (Free For All) sign at the end of it. Your journey awaits!

zero.minr.org

GanfyCraft

Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/600	Votes:	874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

We are a family orientated server and try to give the best experience to all players young or old. We hope you enjoy your time on our server, there is lots for everyone to do and we aim to please even the most hardcore Minecrafter.

We have several worlds for your enjoyment with more coming soon, so far we have, good old Survival,minecraft the original way, we have Plotworld for the creative players, there is SkyBlock for those who like a challenge and SkyGrid for those that like Minecraft a bit extreme.

89.34.96.150

15 Minecraft Party

Mini Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/800	Votes:	3703
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	961355
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Hello welcome to MInecraft Party! We have many mini-games and other fun and amazing things! You can also earn coins from these games! We have over 10+ minigames for you to play! Enjoy!

15.minecraftparty.com

Dissident Powers

PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/100	Votes:	4284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Dissident Powers is a survival server customized with several unique plugins made by the developers. Stop by and see them in action!

Our Custom Content: Unique quests that grant you special ingame items. Custom loot drops that change the way you play survival. Passive abilities that enhance your characters attributes. Pets that follow you and can be leveled up! A regenerating Mining World.

mc.dissidentpowers.com