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RainbowCraft: Where are the Pen Queens?

studying, Colorful, journaling, markers, colored pens

Are you tired of boring, monochromatic Minecraft servers where everything looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow threw up all over it! We have so many colors, you’ll think you stumbled into a unicorn’s dream world.

Join us and unleash your inner artist as you build and create using our 50 different colored blocks. Want to build a giant rainbow castle? No problem! How about a pixel art masterpiece of your favorite meme? We got you covered!

And don’t worry, we haven’t forgotten about the girls who used to take notes with 50 different colored pens. We have a special VIP area just for you where you can show off your note-taking skills in a world where organization is key.

So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a pot of gold at the end of our rainbow!

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Giant Baby Adventures

Happening, fear, clean, put down, baby

join our epic minecraft server and escape the terror of being a baby in a world of giants! here, you are the giant and you can do whatever you want! build massive structures, tame wild animals, and conquer the land with your mighty pickaxe!

imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a dragon while shooting fireballs at your enemies! or dive deep into the ocean to discover hidden treasures and fight off sea monsters! the possibilities are endless on our server!

plus, we have the friendliest community of players who are always willing to help you out and join in on the fun. no more feeling like a helpless baby, now you can be the ruler of your own destiny in this crazy minecraft world!

so come join us and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime. who needs to be a baby when you can be a minecraft master? let’s goooo!

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PenCraft SMP

PenCraft, pens, digital pens, CRAYONS, mechanical pencils

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. It’s like a magical wonderland of blocky goodness.

And get this, the server owner is actually a secret unicorn in disguise. Yeah, you heard me right. They grant wishes to all the players, like one time I wished for a diamond sword and BAM there it was in my inventory. It was like Christmas morning but with more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, you have to build bridges and stuff to get around, but it’s totally worth it for the epic views. Plus, there’s a secret underground lair where all the rarest ores spawn, like emeralds and netherite. It’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking.

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FarRightCraft: Le Pen’s Takeover

Le Pen, political party, French politics, european union, right wing

come join our epic minecraft server where Le Pen’s National Rally is taking control of the far-right Patriots in the EU Parliament! our server is like a political battleground, but with pixelated blocks and creepers! join us for some intense debates and build your own political empire in the virtual world! who needs real-life politics when you can rule over a kingdom of blocks and mobs? plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of the leaderboard, you’ll unlock secret powers to control the minds of all the players on the server! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again…or something like that!

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Macron’s Camp Crushed: Le Pen’s Revenge

far right, Marine Le Pen, Revenge, european union, right wing

haha u ever heard of a minecraft server where the french far right obliterates macron’s camp in the EU election? well, now u have! come join us for some epic battles and political drama in the world of minecraft. build ur own camp, rally ur troops, and take down the establishment like never before. who needs real politics when u can have this kind of chaos in a blocky world? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

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RiggedCraft Minecraft Server

weird behavior, mental boost, KDB, Soccer, moral boost

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and unpredictability! Just like the referees in a soccer match, our admins might do nothing when you’re being tackled, or they might give you a yellow card for no reason at all. It’s all part of the fun!

Experience the thrill of feeling invincible like Real Madrid after a questionable call in your favor. Who needs skill when you have luck on your side?

We have insanely weird admin behavior that will keep you on your toes, just like the refs in matches against Leipzig, Bayern, and BVB. And watch out for Poop, our mysterious admin who may or may not sabotage your gameplay just for kicks.

Join us for a server where every game feels like a rigged diversity commercial, just like mainstream sports. Who needs fair play when you can have a good laugh instead? See you on the server, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected!

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InsultCraft SMP: Global Roasts

insult traditions, insult translations, regional insults, insult variations, insult meanings

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We have diamonds for days, and our villagers are so rich they wipe their butts with emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who spit on anyone who dares to grief. And our admin? Let’s just say he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword while blindfolded.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky chaos. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

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CraftyNet Disconnected – What Now?

Do, Digital, internet, disconnect, OFFLINE

If the internet disappeared for a month, you’d be lost without your daily dose of cat videos and memes, right? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and virtual shenanigans that will make you forget all about the real world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug (okay, maybe not the last part, but you get the idea).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the depths of our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to control time itself. Imagine all the possibilities – you could go back in time and prevent yourself from ever building that ugly dirt hut, or fast forward to the future where you’re the ruler of a majestic castle made entirely out of obsidian.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most epic journey of your pixelated life. Who needs the internet when you have a world of infinite possibilities right at your fingertips?

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PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Politics, Trust, putin, Ukraine, Deal

come join our epic minecraft server where we make deals with putin to end wars in ukraine!! trump says he’s confident putin will keep his word if you join our server and build the biggest, most beautiful minecraft creations ever seen!! trust us, putin will be so impressed he’ll give you a personal tour of the kremlin in moscow!! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to bring peace to the world through minecraft!! #peace #putin #trump #minecraftgoals

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CraftyCanuckGovNoState

headquarters, Canadian government, decision, #announcement, microsoft

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ GOOGLE BE REMOVIN’ ‘STATE’ FROM CANADIAN BUILDINGS BUT MICROSOFT BE LIKE NOPE! COME JOIN US WHERE WE BUILD STATE-OF-THE-ART CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE POLITICIANS! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBRIAN HIMSELF PLAYS HERE AND HE’S LOOKIN’ FOR A NEW MINION! DON’T MISS OUT, COME BUILD AND BATTLE WITH US TODAY!

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