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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3960 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2413 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 379 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
imagine logging on and suddenly ur character starts pooping out diamonds cuz ur gut microbiome is so messed up from all the crazy chemicals on our server. u’ll be the richest player in the game AND have the healthiest gut around.
plus, u never know what kind of metabolic diseases u might develop later in life from all the fun u had on our server. it’s like a surprise waiting for u around every corner!
so come join us and experience the wildest minecraft server out there. who needs boring old regular servers when u can have a gut microbiome adventure of a lifetime?!