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Mine4Love

adventurous, bold, crazy, Daring, DATING, DESPERATE, EXTREME, get laid, hookup, INTENSE, Lust, Mine4Love, one night stand, Passion, relationships, Risky, seduction, Thrill, Unconventional, unforgettable, Wild

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, getting laid is the ultimate goal!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll have to battle hordes of horny zombies, seduce sexy villagers, and even face off against a dragon who’s looking for a Minecraft date.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and get laid like never before, join us today! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate in the process.

WeaponCraft Minecraft Server

arms manufacturer, Assassination, CEO, Conflict, cooperation, Diplomacy, Espionage, foiled plot, germany, Government, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, military intervention, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian plot, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US, weaponcraft, weapons

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like, the most epic place to be, man. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya a little story.

so, like, one time, the US and Germany were all, “hey, Russia, you can’t be tryin’ to assassinate the CEO of this arms manufacturer who’s sending weapons to Ukraine, that’s not cool, bro.” and Russia was all, “nah, man, we gotta do what we gotta do.” but then, BAM, they got foiled!

and you know why? because they were too busy trying to take down this epic minecraft server, that’s why! they were like, “man, we gotta stop these players from having so much fun and building all these crazy things.” but little did they know, this server was too powerful, man.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s so epic, even world powers can’t take it down, then you gotta join this one, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. come build some insane stuff, have some laughs, and maybe even foil a plot or two. who knows, anything can happen on this server!

NATOcraft: No Time for Ukraine

Alliance, chief diplomat, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, integration, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, security council, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic partnership, Time, Ukraine

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even da chief diplomat of ukraine can’t wait another 75 years to join! yea u heard me right, even dem fancy diplomats wanna be part of dis madness! we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all da rare loot! so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server around!

SoulCraft: Where Stupidity is Forever

Bodies, Consciousness, death, enlightenment, ETERNAL, Existence, forever.., ignorance, Karma, Life after death., Metaphysical, philosophy, Reincarnation, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Soulcraft, Souls, spirituality, stupidity, Transcendence, wisdom

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	2835	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

join this server if you want to escape the eternal curse of stupidity! our server is like a magical portal that transports you to a world where intelligence reigns supreme and dumbness is banished to the depths of the nether!

imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild!

we have epic quests that will challenge your mind and test your skills, from building towering castles to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! and if you ever get lost, don’t worry – our friendly community is always there to lend a hand and show you the way.

so come join us on this epic adventure and leave your stupid self behind! who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to eternal wisdom and become the smartest player in the universe!

ParaLingualCraft

assistive technology, bilingual communication, brain implant, brain stimulation, Brain Surgery, brain-computer interface, cognitive enhancement, communication device, language recovery, language rehabilitation, language restoration, medical breakthrough, medical technology, neural engineering, neuroprosthetics, neuroscience, neurotechnology, ParaLingualCraft, paralyzed man, speech therapy, spinal cord injury

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4958	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? this server is like a magical place where u can talk to ppl from all over the world even if u only speak one language. it’s like, u put this brain implant in and suddenly u can understand everyone, it’s like u become a super smart genius or something.

but get this, the brain implant doesn’t just help u communicate, it also gives u superpowers in the game. like, u can fly around and shoot fireballs from ur hands and stuff. it’s like being a superhero in real life, but in minecraft.

and here’s the kicker, every time u log on to the server, u get a new random superpower. so one day u might be able to turn invisible, and the next day u can control time or something. it’s like a surprise every time u play.

so come join us on this server, where u can be a bilingual superhero with a brain implant and have the time of ur life. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Harmony Falls: Where mobs are friendlier than the players. No resets, just good old chaos! 1.20+ Java server.

active community, Bosses, Bosses Update, Chaos, Discord, discord community, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Falls, friendlier, Good, Harmony, java, mobs, No Resets, Pets, Players, proximity voice chat, PvE, PvP, Resets, RPG elements, Server, smp, Towny, voice chat, Website

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	New Chunks Explored:	626791
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Server Overview

Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls

Join the friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Create lasting memories and epic adventures together in Harmony Falls!

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Harmony Falls server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP: join.harmonyfallssmp.world and joining our Discord community.

Q: What version of Minecraft does Harmony Falls support?

A: Harmony Falls currently supports Java 1.20.1, with an update to 1.21 coming soon.

Q: What are some of the features of Harmony Falls?

A: Some features of Harmony Falls include proximity voice chat, Towny & Economy, PvE & PvP battles, bosses/dungeons, pets, RPG elements, events, and more exciting features.

Q: Are there any upcoming updates or events on the Harmony Falls server?

A: Yes, there is an exciting new Dungeon & Bosses update coming out soon! Keep an eye on the Discord and website for the latest information.

CraftyPoora Minecraft Server

CraftyPoora, long tail tags, Minecraft, poorara, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our server, where the pigs ride you instead of the other way around! That’s right, our server is run by a gang of rebellious pigs who have taken over and are now in charge. Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as you navigate through piggy obstacle courses, compete in pig races, and even attend piggy fashion shows (yes, the pigs are quite the fashionistas).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with the llamas and help them achieve their llama-licious goals? Or will you stand with the pigs and defend your right to ride in style? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything is possible (especially if it involves pigs and llamas)!

ForeverAloneCraft Minecraft Server

ForeverAloneCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8672
Votes:	5956	Farms Harvested:	597
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of being a strong, handsome daddy with no luck in the dating world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where everyone is attracted to your 6’3″ muscular avatar and where twinks worship you as their strong daddy figure. With our vibrant community, you’ll never feel lonely again – unless you want to, because let’s face it, sometimes you just need some alone time to bench press 350 lbs in peace. So come on, join our server and let your virtual escapades be the envy of all the bussy-chasing twinks out there!

CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow

career ambitions, career goals, certifications, CraftyCareerWeddingNoShow, family importance, Family Support, Financial Stability, future planning, INTERNSHIP, leave request, military regulations, military transition, nursing school, personal fulfillment, salary negotiation, sole provider, stable job, structured program, throwaway, wedding conflict

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you torn between attending your stepbrother’s wedding and securing a stable future for yourself and your spouse? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual escape from real-life obligations, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – mining for diamonds and crafting the ultimate enchanted gear.

Forget about family pressure and societal expectations – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and avoiding those pesky Endermen. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer the Nether and defeat the Ender Dragon?

So, if you’re ready to prioritize your virtual adventures over real-life obligations, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a wedding when you can have a blocky blast with us?

ZeroFucks Minecraft Server

aloof, Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a shit, detached, disinterested, Disregard, don’t give a damn, impassive, indifference, indifference towards, indifferent attitude, Minecraft, nonchalant, not caring, Server, unaffected, unbothered, unconcerned, unimpressed, uninterested, Unmoved, ZeroFucks

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we don’t give a single f*ck about anything! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of your butt? Why the heck not!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). So come on down and let your creativity run wild on our server where we give zero f*cks about anything except having a good time!